tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post110858673635510625..comments2024-01-10T07:46:13.630-05:00Comments on Okay Seriously: Injury ReportSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1108645065029940852005-02-17T07:57:00.000-05:002005-02-17T07:57:00.000-05:00I played volleyball with Sarah last night. She ma...I played volleyball with Sarah last night. She managed to avoid major injury - but she did get violently ill. So please send your well wishes her way - she is probably not feeling well today either.<br /><br />Get well soon Sarah!Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148321865392173254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1108610305851933482005-02-16T22:18:00.000-05:002005-02-16T22:18:00.000-05:00i injure myself pretty much daily (today's injury ...i injure myself pretty much daily (today's injury left me with a bruised, painful to bend, knee cap.) but these 2 are my most serious...<br /><br />suh-weet self-inflicted injury #1...breaking my elbow while goofing off with my pint size roommate. i decided it'd be fun to throw her around with some of my newly learned judo moves. result...broken elbow, cast from my hand to my shoulder for almost a month. trust me having your arm at a perma-90 degree angle, not so much fun. i had to shower with trash bags over my arm and sleep on the couch b/c i couldn't climb up onto my bed.<br /><br />pimp self-inflicted wound #2...pulling a tendon in the bottom of my foot by jumping off the top bunk onto a cement dorm floor. why? b/c a hot boy walked in and i wanted to make sure i greeted him properly. he did end up picking me up off the ground and letting me lay on his lap writhing in pain. so i guess it wasn't a completely lost cause. by the way, i was on cruches for about 3 weeks with that one.<br /><br />awesome!<br />-sSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11724537708026962574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1108590212876047532005-02-16T16:43:00.000-05:002005-02-16T16:43:00.000-05:00I gleaned a cool new threat from your post.
"Don'...I gleaned a cool new threat from your post.<br /><br />"Don't make me break my tooth off in your head!"<br /><br />My coolest injury? (Not because of how, but rather subsequent events)<br />Breaking my ankle playing basketball at Kent State. Went to the campus doctor where they put a cast on. After one day of annoyance with crutches and not being able to play basketball, I returned home, cut my cast off with a steak knife (not the easiest task), and proceeded to play b-ball that night and every one thereafter.<br /><br />Terrell Owens, what a pussy. It took him 4 weeks to make it back from a broken leg. It only took me one day.<br /><br />Least cool? While jogging down a hallway in our house to get to the ringing phone, our cat decided that it was a good time to try and do a figure 8 around my legs. I saw the cat go spinning away as I made contact with her as I went head first into the end of my weight bench.<br /><br />If someone was taping it, both me being tripped by the cat and the cat spinning through the air would have been a good funniest home videos. They would have had to cut it off at the point where my entire face was covered with blood. 8 stitches required. I don't know if that counts as an injury. While interesting, I think it was probably uncool.Hugh Janushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11716534578583873433noreply@blogger.com