tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post112059764267179298..comments2024-01-10T07:46:13.630-05:00Comments on Okay Seriously: Strip sleazeSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1121199165786582742005-07-12T16:12:00.000-04:002005-07-12T16:12:00.000-04:00E)What IS that all about??? I have been to parties...E)<BR/>What IS that all about??? I have been to parties with male dancers, and clubs. I don't know who invites them to smack you in the face with their stuff, and few people believe me when I tell them this happens!!!!! validation, is sweet!<BR/>Great story though! funny!Fizzgighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086526805778452531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1121192994032846172005-07-12T14:29:00.000-04:002005-07-12T14:29:00.000-04:00I do think crazy dancers can be scary, but if you ...I do think crazy dancers can be scary, but if you do it well it can be pretty cool. Plus they say a guy who can dance well on the dloor probably does so in the bedroom.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1121176561952798412005-07-12T09:56:00.000-04:002005-07-12T09:56:00.000-04:00I am so with you, sistah. This made me nod and sa...I am so with you, sistah. This made me nod and say "hell YEAH!" and then the part about his gignudous balls made me spittle a little bit. Men: keep your clothes on unless we ask you. And sandles? Maybe not so much.OneMoreSnoozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08448280569132676695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1121136948945315152005-07-11T22:55:00.000-04:002005-07-11T22:55:00.000-04:00Congratulations RCS!!! I wish you years and years...Congratulations RCS!!! I wish you years and years of happiness without any strippers!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1121129984749277302005-07-11T20:59:00.000-04:002005-07-11T20:59:00.000-04:00Strippers don't do much for me either. Don't get m...Strippers don't do much for me either. Don't get me wrong, I like naked people as much as the next guy but the whole, "Look but don't touch" thing is just bizarre. Add to that the pelethora of odd social habits that permiatate the stripper subset and this guy just ends up confused. <BR/><BR/>I'm getting married on Friday and both my soon to be spouse and I told our respective representatives that there would be no strippers. I'm going on a motorcycle ride with my best man and she's going out to eat. That sounds a lot better than "one more night of freedom."<BR/><BR/>RCSRob Seiferthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04167331339051705486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1121050528185393522005-07-10T22:55:00.000-04:002005-07-10T22:55:00.000-04:00Saw my first and only male stripper at 18 (before ...Saw my first and only male stripper at 18 (before I saw a guy naked) and was totally grossed out by it all. HE was gross, g-sting and all, and sitting on her face rubbing his crap all over her. :) While he danced, they all sat around sucking penis pops comparing notes on how to give the best blow job. Of course, little miss square had no clue what the hell to do but hide in the kitchen. I was an hour and a half late to the party in order to miss the festivities. So was he. Today, I still wouldn't change that, not that I don't enjoy sex and guys and whatever... but they just seem gross. I'd rather watch my hub. :) And those pretty boys that Russ posted. BOYS. I think I like my guys to look like guys. Hm. Wonder what the other women think.LizzieDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05515088064335661656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120846009679946172005-07-08T14:06:00.000-04:002005-07-08T14:06:00.000-04:00"...dressed very nice in something any one of my m..."...dressed very nice in something any one of my male friends would wear to work" So he had a wrinkly pair of khaki's and a "ComputerWorld Expo '97" golf shirt?Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148321865392173254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120825912395894672005-07-08T08:31:00.000-04:002005-07-08T08:31:00.000-04:00I went to my first strip club on my recent trip to...I went to my first strip club on my recent trip to New Orleans. It was more amusing than anything else. It was funny to watch my elegant friend, Di, being the subject of a freaky lap dance even though "dancer" was totally gay.SassyAssyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916026186198052226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120743954337839372005-07-07T09:45:00.000-04:002005-07-07T09:45:00.000-04:00Tanks der, Adam.As for the numbers, I wasn't so mu...Tanks der, Adam.<BR/><BR/>As for the numbers, I wasn't so much concerned about the intra-gender numbers, but rather the idea that far fewer women enjoy strippers than men. Now you can tell me why I'm wrong about that. <BR/><BR/>I'm off to design something cool, preferably something that will help me forget strippers are paid, because every other part of a nekkid woman rubbin' up on me is good.russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120741631893006012005-07-07T09:07:00.000-04:002005-07-07T09:07:00.000-04:00The stripper at our "sorority" function had red bu...The stripper at our "sorority" function had red bumps ALL OVER HIS ASS from where he had shaved the hair off. It was not fun at all!Kayceehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914964521118312553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120711522853528912005-07-07T00:45:00.000-04:002005-07-07T00:45:00.000-04:00John, I think your numbers are more spot on, I was...John, I think your numbers are more spot on, I was totally up for some Russ Refutin' but you beat me to it.<BR/><BR/>That said, you should all be nicer (or at least, more hilariously meaner) to Russ. He's a thinkin' dude. Russ, when you design something cool and sell if for a kabillion dollars, don't forget about that one time when a commenter (ie, me) had your 6.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895864770503694877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120700050142433052005-07-06T21:34:00.000-04:002005-07-06T21:34:00.000-04:00I was at a bachelor party with a stripper once. Sh...I was at a bachelor party with a stripper once. She was the worst -- she came in dressed as a policewoman. She had a stomach roll and smelled like onion soup. The host actually didn't end up having to pay for her. It was really gross.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120694059466010142005-07-06T19:54:00.000-04:002005-07-06T19:54:00.000-04:00Russ I'm going to guess that your numbers on guys ...Russ I'm going to guess that your numbers on guys are off. At least I hope they are. 20% of guys love strippers. 70% tolerate and 10% have issues. Of that 20% about most of them would eff the stripper given the chance.<BR/>You are gay and I have no doubt you're wearing combat boots and unmatched socks right now. Nothing else.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120676187461494892005-07-06T14:56:00.000-04:002005-07-06T14:56:00.000-04:00I always read Heather Havrilesky at Salon, mostly ...I always read Heather Havrilesky at Salon, mostly cuz I like crap Tv, not men.<BR/><BR/>However I _am_ wearing combat boots. And nothing else. Possibly.russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120673097891798242005-07-06T14:04:00.000-04:002005-07-06T14:04:00.000-04:00russ, I don't know who you are but I'm a little wo...russ, I don't know who you are but I'm a little worried that you even found that article you linked to. Talk about gay...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120672178382785942005-07-06T13:49:00.000-04:002005-07-06T13:49:00.000-04:00Oh Sarah, I did miss your hilarious ways on my tri...Oh Sarah, I did miss your hilarious ways on my trip. But I'm back and particularly enjoyed the hilarity of this scenario. Teehee!<BR/><BR/>Russ! Blah blah blah!!! Are you an economist who works only with numbers and never people in your job? That was quite an analysis. I'll be expecting a spreadsheet on it later. In your combat boots.ORFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05889154291548101387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120670160460365622005-07-06T13:16:00.000-04:002005-07-06T13:16:00.000-04:00Bachelorette parties are a strange animal.Come to ...Bachelorette parties are a strange animal.<BR/><BR/>Come to think of it, so are bachelor parties. There's probably the kind of guy that might be interested in actually sleeping with someone else before his wedding, but most guys I know aren't that guy. I think for most guys the night is about eschewing consequences, because you've got a lifetime of responsibilties that are about to give you a long, slow lapdance. But rarely do people want to take that too far. It's about being stupid the way you used to with your buds from days gone by.<BR/><BR/>It seems that some bachelorette parties are like that, but then there's some instinct to be stupid like your future husband's buds are being stupid instead of how you and your buds enjoy being stupid.<BR/><BR/>What I'm saying is that there are, say, 70% of men who are into strippers. Then there's like 10% (like me) who can take or leave the scene. Then there are people with objections. Hopefully the group invited to the bachelor party is safely in one camp, and you can plan the events accordingly.<BR/><BR/>For women, maybe it's like 30% into it, 20% toleration, and the remainder icked out. How likely the group is to be into the <A HREF="http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2005/06/30/smoothies/index.html" REL="nofollow">smoothies</A> is left as an exercise for the reader.russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1120667922702270852005-07-06T12:38:00.000-04:002005-07-06T12:38:00.000-04:00Holy crap, Sarah. This is awesome. I've GOT to m...Holy crap, Sarah. This is awesome. I've GOT to move to Cleveland to hang out with you and your friends!<BR/><BR/>Also, I think that male strippers should only strip down to a great pair of jeans and nothing else. Barefoot and shirtless in jeans is super sexy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01813702212502645840noreply@blogger.com