tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post112359226318721170..comments2024-01-10T07:46:13.630-05:00Comments on Okay Seriously: My bodyguardSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1123668872800401362005-08-10T06:14:00.000-04:002005-08-10T06:14:00.000-04:00I could sort of start dancing - or try to look ath...I could sort of start dancing - or try to look athletic. The mugger would laugh and then we could steal *his* stuff. Yeah, we're taking back the streets bitches!Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148321865392173254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1123642352152466882005-08-09T22:52:00.000-04:002005-08-09T22:52:00.000-04:00Sarah - I prefer "totally sweet" to "really sweet"...Sarah - I prefer "totally sweet" to "really sweet"<BR/><BR/>Russ - punching me in the kidney while I'm ordering a beer doesn't count as a fight.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1123636600665089452005-08-09T21:16:00.000-04:002005-08-09T21:16:00.000-04:00I got into a fight at a Browns game. As an adult. ...I got into a fight at a Browns game. As an adult. It was pretty uncharacteristic, tho.russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1123605143144438662005-08-09T12:32:00.000-04:002005-08-09T12:32:00.000-04:00Dammit Drew! You aren't my bodyguard!Min Pin Momm...Dammit Drew! You aren't my bodyguard!<BR/><BR/>Min Pin Momma, excellent idea using guard dogs! Plus they are really cute. It's really a win-win situation.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1123604362511334852005-08-09T12:19:00.000-04:002005-08-09T12:19:00.000-04:00Me and my Min Pins could be your body guard. You ...Me and my Min Pins could be your body guard. You have never known the furry of a min pin until you have seen one of my minis latch on to a mans scrotum and not let go. Yeah, don't mess with me and my dogs! XXOOKayceehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914964521118312553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-1123603062522378392005-08-09T11:57:00.000-04:002005-08-09T11:57:00.000-04:00I do not meet any of the requirements listed, but ...I do not meet any of the requirements listed, but I do possess a solid sense of humor and I believe that I could stop most muggers in their tracks with my amazing jokes and constant tom-foolery. I mean let's think about this now, who would ever mug Bill Murray or Adam Sandler? It would be impossible to attack them because one would be too busy cracking up and laughing hysterically. Now, I am not NEARLY as funny as those two comedic icons, but I can get a room rolling, no doubt about that. From weird hair styles including using beer as hair product, to amazingly funny dance moves (Bill Cosby dance anyone???), to raunchy dick and fart jokes, my rapier wit, biting sarcasm, and unparalleled goofiness would make me an asset as a bodyguard. However, you may still be in danger of wetting yourself because my comedy knows no limits and affects everything, and everyone in its path. <BR/><BR/>I do also feel that it is important to mention that if, by some rare chance, the assailant does NOT find me to be funny and is impervious to my jesting, and the uhh... fertilizer hits the ventilator shall we say? If this happens, my resume also shows that I am a very fast runner and I will be heading for the hills faster than you can say, "Hey dude, seriously, you are supposed to protect me against these kind of goons." <BR/><BR/>Other than that, you are pretty much safe, so uh...when's lunch?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com