tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post5257295393968887174..comments2024-01-10T07:46:13.630-05:00Comments on Okay Seriously: Crash into meSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-7771843115578197732007-05-22T09:15:00.000-04:002007-05-22T09:15:00.000-04:00Sarah, Great blog. Great pic!It's the best one I ...Sarah, <BR/>Great blog. Great pic!<BR/>It's the best one I have seen so far. My mom saved me the article from the Beacon, so I'll see that soon. Thanks for the beat reporting. As one of the people NOT asleep on the bus... there were no indications that what happened was a car hitting us.. I saw no headlights, I heard no screaching of breaks & Mel & I were the furthest back in the bus (awake!) I think I was shaking more in shock than in cold, but D@mn it was cold outside & all the girls that just had to pee...<BR/>Luckily everyone is okay. <BR/><BR/>I feel most terrible for the bus driver & yes he was cool... how about everytime Steph started singing, he'd turn up the music... no Lisa Loeb on his bus!!<BR/><BR/>And poor Peter, his pure joy for the evening was dancing with hot chicks & flashing his junk to passer-byes.<BR/><BR/>As far as the authorities are concerned.. they are just lucky we didn't have a real stipper on the bus with us.. it WAS a bachelorette party!!! They got lucky with Peter!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-2415226023434429472007-05-17T23:25:00.000-04:002007-05-17T23:25:00.000-04:00Can't. Stop. Laughing. Must. Stop. Need to write. ...Can't. Stop. Laughing. Must. Stop. Need to write. <BR/><BR/>Sarah, can I have my very own Guardian Pimp Angel? "How my bitches doin'? Crazy funny!<BR/><BR/>And Peter...poor, poor Peter. Taking in all that drama must have surely left him deflated.Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-25001859449442882672007-05-17T15:29:00.000-04:002007-05-17T15:29:00.000-04:00You have been enlinkified!You have been enlinkified!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-71486653432483176532007-05-17T10:30:00.000-04:002007-05-17T10:30:00.000-04:00This was HILARIOUS!! H linked this on hers and I ...This was HILARIOUS!! H linked this on hers and I am hooked. I think I read back about 10 posts! haha! <BR/><BR/>Also you should definitely write a book. Laurie Notaro wrote about her crazy life and I absolutely love her books!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-11698493904857664242007-05-17T00:53:00.000-04:002007-05-17T00:53:00.000-04:00Dammit Aunt Nancy. I was not applying makeup! I ...Dammit Aunt Nancy. I was not applying makeup! I was rubbing my hands together for warmth. It was FREEZING, and I let Sharda have the blanket because I'm freaking nice.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-69283266456042730412007-05-16T23:24:00.000-04:002007-05-16T23:24:00.000-04:00Sarah, I understand that you did not put the othe...Sarah, I understand that you did not put the other picture from the newspaper up to protect your identity, but you were clearly applying make-up in that picture while everyone else was shivering in EMS blankets. What's up with that?<BR/>Aunt NAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-30985391502349648002007-05-16T20:23:00.000-04:002007-05-16T20:23:00.000-04:00You guys are the effing bomb. I can't believe you...You guys are the effing bomb. I can't believe you read my rambling and not only get it but think it's funny. I love you guys.<BR/><BR/>Lo, Peter is still on the bus. We didn't want to leave him, but the bus driver was like, "Give me a call, and I'll make sure to get all your stuff back to you. Like Peter." Yes our driver was awesome.<BR/><BR/>Steph, I didn't know if I should bring up the part about you asking the cop a hundred questions and him clearly hating you because you always say I talk about you too much. Maybe if you weren't so effing awesome I wouldn't have to talk about you all the time. Seriously how pissed was that cop when you said you weren't impressed with Akron. Holy crap I almost pissed myself.<BR/><BR/>Alan the Great, given the irrefutable evidence that you are great (your name), I would love it if you linked here. I believe at one time I told you you were my new BFF so let's just make this official already.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-21705604722631524022007-05-16T19:43:00.000-04:002007-05-16T19:43:00.000-04:00You need to be more careful how you write your pos...You need to be more careful how you write your posts. That post had so much awesome in it, surrounding areas of the internet will almost certainly go through an awesome drought in the near future. For example, a comment that would normally be funny comes off as pathetic, and a little bit weird.<BR/><BR/>Aside from, or perhaps because of the preceding, do you mind if I link here?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-70439549030805454342007-05-16T15:57:00.000-04:002007-05-16T15:57:00.000-04:00I keep re-reading this post, because there is so m...I keep re-reading this post, because there is so much to absorb. Anal beads! Anatomically correct inflatable dolls! Pimp Guardian Angels! Penis Chia Pets!Skeezixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13036536205267779091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-11076152617450175622007-05-16T14:56:00.000-04:002007-05-16T14:56:00.000-04:00I've lived with the girl...giving Katie a taser gu...I've lived with the girl...giving Katie a taser gun in any state is the worst idea that guy could have ever had.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-29351389018913754542007-05-16T13:25:00.000-04:002007-05-16T13:25:00.000-04:00I also enjoyed the ride home when in an effort to ...I also enjoyed the ride home when in an effort to get me to stop talking to him (man, that officer hated me) he played "Easy Like Sunday Morning" for us so I could concentrate on the song and stop the talking. <BR/><BR/>And the 12 year old officer driving Katie's car home let her play with his taser gun. Umm...handing a taser gun to a girl that has been drinking for 14 hours, probably not the best move. Amazing. -StephAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-88697368564563519902007-05-16T13:22:00.000-04:002007-05-16T13:22:00.000-04:00This is one of your best posts EVER!!!OMG the doll...This is one of your best posts EVER!!!<BR/><BR/>OMG the doll the doll the doll. I tried so hard not to laugh out loud at my dest but I ended up just snorting.<BR/><BR/>This was awesome.D-HORhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17129358345881440358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-14089737037135415542007-05-16T12:02:00.000-04:002007-05-16T12:02:00.000-04:00How did Peter get home? --LoHow did Peter get home? --LoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-76145839673593229132007-05-16T11:30:00.000-04:002007-05-16T11:30:00.000-04:00Oh every time I read it it gets funnier. "The dol...Oh every time I read it it gets funnier. "The doll." CRACKS ME UP. And Guardian Pimp Angel -- TOO FUNNY.Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14429418365969130599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-83472269984642090472007-05-16T10:42:00.000-04:002007-05-16T10:42:00.000-04:00Guardian Pimp Angel, had me rolling. In fact that ...Guardian Pimp Angel, had me rolling. In fact that there was a pimp at all, guardian angel or no is awesome.<BR/><BR/>That is terribly frightening about the bus and the car. How unfucking real, he must have slammed into the bus so hard and fast.Skeezixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13036536205267779091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-10884302716923031242007-05-16T10:23:00.000-04:002007-05-16T10:23:00.000-04:00Guardian Pimp Angel. Awesome. I love how in every...Guardian Pimp Angel. Awesome. <BR/><BR/>I love how in every post you make there's at least one character who is completely unbelievable. If you put them in a novel, your editor would be going, "Yeah, you probably want to take out Guardian Pimp Angel. He's just too far-fetched to ring true to the reader."Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948767.post-36124074093273123552007-05-16T09:24:00.000-04:002007-05-16T09:24:00.000-04:00First of all, that is just INSANE. Those people a...First of all, that is just INSANE. Those people are damn lucky to be alive. Wow.<BR/><BR/>Secondly, the whole thing, HILARIOUS. You should have warnings on all your posts: "H, do not read this at work! Maniacal laughter will ensue and your coworkers will look at you as if you are insane!"Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14429418365969130599noreply@blogger.com