1. Unpacking the same stuff I just packed when I move 10 miles south in a month
Yeah...that's pretty much it.
P.S. To Tom Cruise: I saw you on Oprah yesterday, and you looked fabulous....for a 42 year old man high on E. Seriously what's your problem. You were a complete jackass, and you freaked me-and most of the nation-out. Mid life crisis much, Tommy? Also I can't think of anything more comfortable than dating a man for one month and then watching him announce on national TV that he was going to ask me to marry him. That seems like the most appropriate place to begin the talk about marriage-in front of the entire world while I'm not there. Psst..Katie...put down the midget and slowly back away.
I am so behind the times - last time I looked he was still with that brunette curly haired woman, um what was her name again? I give up.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Sarah, who are you kidding? You would do anything to date Tom Cruise. You're not fooling anyone. We all know you are jealous.
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ReplyDeleteI've been in love with Tom since I was little too...but he's even freaking me out with this behavior. Bring it down a notch, Maverick.
ReplyDelete"put down the midget" - awesome. I used to want a midget as a pet/sidekick. He would be scar-free and live under my desk. I'd dress him up and take him places with me. It'd be great!
ReplyDeleteSeriously Tom...I'm going to need you to bring it wayyyyyyy down. I was frightened for Oprah and Katie. Dude, if i were Katie, I'd be like "um, I was just dating you because you are tom cruise. lay off you old freak." Also, I wanted to kick Tom's face in when he said he "never felt that way about anyone before" WHAT ABOUT NICOLE! I HATE YOU TOM CRUISE!
ReplyDeleteOkapi, Penelop Cruz. I think they broke up like 2 years ago or something? It's okay-she sucked.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I'm not saying I wouldn't make out with Tom at a party during a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but date him? No way. He's short and just really bizarre.
Diane, I'm pretty sure he gave almost the exact same interview with Oprah back when he first started dating Nicole-only he was on less speed.
Yeah, a friend of mine demonstrated his performance for me, which included her jumping up on a couch and beating her chest. Must have been one helluva a show. I just wish he'd come out of the freakin closet already. damn.
ReplyDeleteUnpacking bites hard.
ReplyDeleteUgh I hate packing. And unpacking. And TOm Cruise.
ReplyDeleteI just can't stand his eyebrow.
He's 5' 7"
ReplyDeleteThis is funny:
http://www.snarkywood.com/2005/05/katie_holmes_an.html
Whoa!! I think I like this blog a lot.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to add to the whole Tom Cruise thing, he's crazy and his only good bit was playing Austin Powers that one time.
I didn't see it, so I appreciate the recap. Yea, maybe I should let Maverick go and pick up Iceman or Goose instead. Of course, I'd probably still make out with him at a party, even if we weren't playing 7 minutes in heaven.
ReplyDeleteCan you say "Overcompensating for a small penis and the fact that I am so gay I can even see straight"??? Yeah.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny ... if some average joe in the same setup went on Oprah's show, she'd make him out to be a perv of freak ... but because it's Tom Cruise, it is "fabulous". Enough to make you inner vomit on the roof of your mouth. Oh, I found this blog at random on the "blogspot thingy" on some dude's blog. I like it.
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