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I caught a glimpse of myself in a window today and was like, "Oh my God, Sarah, you're dressed like a 40 year old lady."  Then...

I can't believe all the people who still read this.  I feel so lucky!  I will make you all a your own beer mug hand painted by me.  Oh n...

Whew.  I think I've finally recovered from Sausage Fest.  I only needed like 5 months.  So...I guess I have some 'splainin to do.  ...

Hey!  What is this picture?  This is a family blog!  What do you do when you have a friend named Steph who bought a Groupon f...

We are fucked up.  Like as a whole, humanity is fucked up.  I think we can all agree, right?  I'm not saying it's irreversible or an...

So I'm not sure if you guys knew this or not, but Prince William and Kate Middleton got married. It's true! Not only did they get ma...

I have been trying to post for 2 hours. I've lost 3 posts. Why are they trying to keep us apart, Internet? Let's try something simpl...

Drew, my brother-in-law, after I told him the story my air conditioner guy told me of the time he found a nest of baby mice in an air condit...

Whoa-jury duty was rough.  Especially when Alec Baldwin tried to kill me and my son, and we had to go into hiding for a month with no comput...