Scene: Downtown Cleveland McDonald's, lunchtime
Characters: Cashier Girl, Manager Lady, Okay Seriously
Okay Seriously walks up to the cash register and places her order. Cashier Girl runs into an issue and Manager Lady comes over to help. Cashier Girl and Manager Lady begin arguing. Okay Seriously grows visibly uncomfortable as arguing exceeds 3-4 minutes in length. Manager Lady, tired of Cashier Girl's insolence, sends her away. Cashier Girl makes a snide remark then turns and storms off.
Manager Lady: "Shit. She don't even wash down there."
Aaaand scene.
you just can't argue with the truth.
ReplyDeleteaaaaand you buy food from these people WHY, again??
ReplyDeleteCarly, it's not like I knew the chick didn't wash down there when I ordered the food. Sadly, that bit of info came after. I guess really if I think about it, it's probably likely that not a lot of the employees at that McDonald's do wash down there. It's just better to pretend it's not happening.
ReplyDeleteUm Okay.
ReplyDeleteHow does her manager know that? I don't recall a work situation where discussing my personal hygiene with my supervisor ever came up.
huh.
This is precisely the reason I avoid McDonald's and other fast food-type establishments. I'd hate to get a Big Mac with a super-sized order of hepatitis.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, if I were you I would have turned to run!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...yea, wouldn't be going back there anytime soon!
ReplyDeleteThat's some nice lunchtime conversation right there. Yummy.
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter so long as she washes her hands? Funny you mention this today, I can't go anywhere or read anything without encountering this new product line...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sweetspotlabs.com/
I'm intrigued.
LOL...but ew.
ReplyDeleteThat's hot.......
ReplyDeleteBecause yes, after a few dirty martinis, I quote Paris Hilton...
But at least I wash down there...
I'm back on blogger.
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