1 - "The Office" starts tonight. Remember when Ryan got arrested and Oscar goes, "I saw the video. I think his biggest offense is the beard." Awesome! I love you, Office!
2 - This is not good. Really, really not good. They are literally evolving just to get to me. Pretty soon there will be nowhere I can hide. I'm moving to outer space like that weird billionaire dude in "Contact".
Oh Sarah, remember my story about diving last summer? I didn't publish pictures of just HOW close and how BIG that shark was out of respect for you. This little webbed-foot shark was born with a mission, I suggest you stay out of the open waters for a while until this clears up.
ReplyDelete“There is a possibility that the fish could have swum from other waters into Malaysian waters."
ReplyDeleteOr walked.
I just watched the season premiere of "The Office" online tonight. It was everything I could have hoped for, and more.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen the British "Office"? Because I've never seen the American one, out of a deeply-inbedded fear that it wouldn't be as good. Still, it seems to be making quite an impact, so maybe I should investigate it?
ReplyDeleteAnd your advice was by no means misplaced... thank you very much for your comment!
Haha yes the Office is back and better than ever - my favorite is when Kelly is on her juice diet and is literally about to die and says "but I look amaaazing".
ReplyDeleteThat mutated shark is in existence because they don't care too much about pollution over there...I know, I've been.
ReplyDeleteThe Office...brilliant!
Reason number 4,753 why I never go in the water: The toothy "locals" may grow feet and follow me home. Creepy!
ReplyDeleteHi, Violet! Deleting...
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