Actual notes I took on the 7 different wines I drank at the wine tasting I went to with my family on Friday night-before which I went to happy hour and after which my drunk mother told me I should marry a man who is divorced*:
1. Backwards check mark**
2. Hell no!
3. Didn't make me puke.
4. Okay! Could drink this if I had to. Or if I'm already drunk.
5. GEW!
6. Seriously. Ga-gew.
7. Victory! I'm drunk!
*This is not to imply that my mother is a drunk. In fact she is quite the opposite of a drunk which explains why she was drunk after this wine tasting. It was seriously awesome. God I love my mom.
**Something you don't know about me: I make my check marks backward. I'm not really sure why, but I think it's because my clarinet teacher was left-handed and when she used to mark off the exercises in my book as I would do them, she checked them backwards. Now it's just habit for me. Another possible explanation: I am always drunk.
tell me more about #3. I am always on the lookout for a nice red that doesn't make me puke.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I hate being out of the country. Your mom rules. -Steph
ReplyDeletePlease flesh out your mom's theory on marrying a divorce'. Color my curiousity piqued.
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Oi, OI!
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one of the requirements of being divorced is having been married. just saying, I'm halfway there
ReplyDeleteI definitely want to hear about why you should marry someone who is divorced.
ReplyDeleteI think you should have tried them again after #7. I, personally, would have noticed a difference.
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