Hey! What is this picture? This is a family blog! What do you do when you have a friend named Steph who bought a Groupon for fresh sausage and then ended up with so much sausage that she couldn't even keep it all in her own freezer? If you're us, you throw a party called Sausage Fest 2011. And if you're me, the first picture you take at Sausage Fest is this:
And if you're Matt, right now you're like, "Is that my area posted on the Internet?" which, yes-it is. Alas it was not that kind of Sausage Fest, you guys. Even though I really wanted it to be. It was a cookout filled with sausage (zing!). And me making inappropriate sausage jokes. We made friends with a 24 year old who lied to us and told us we were fun and young. And Chicken Noodle taught Paul and Jen's 2 year old son how to throw a plastic lawn chair into a pool. Also...we ate bear sausage.
That...is insanely bright red. Like I mean that appears to have come directly out of the bear and then placed on the grill. I spent most of the time staring at it in horror. That is, when I wasn't taking pictures like this and giggling:
I am 13.
P.S. That is my brother in law, Drew, holding that sausage while wearing a wifebeater tank and an apron.
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