Whoa-jury duty was rough. Especially when Alec Baldwin tried to kill me and my son, and we had to go into hiding for a month with no computers or wi-fi or cell phones or Internet cafes. Oh who am I kidding. I can't lie to you guys. You'd never believe I knew what an Internet cafe was. So I owe you an explanation for my absence, but nobody wants to hear the boring truth which is that I've been in almost constant pain from my migraines for the past month. So please come up with a much more exciting reason and pretend it's that. It's way less of a bummer.
I'm back now, and I owe you big time so I promise you 2 things:
1. Tomorrow I am going to attempt to post something every hour on the hour. Yeah. I said it. And when I say every hour on the hour I mean from like 9am to the end of the workday. Or bedtime. Or whenever I run out of things to say.
2. I'll be Jay Leno-ing this bitch and discussing outdated world events. Hope you're still excited about Osama!
In the meantime, just to give you an overall idea of what I've been up to:
BAM! NSFW! Steph and I drew these at a wine bar while Matt looked on horrified and by "looked on horrified" I mean "told us we were doing it wrong". Sorry, Mom and Dad.