I've been so stinking busy lately making me a horrible blogger, but I have so many great stories to tell you-I swear. However, right now I'm packing to leave for New Jersey for my cousin's wedding so yeah, this isn't the time either. But I will leave you with this.
The other day I was walking down the street and walked by a house. A woman was on the front stoop having just arrived and the man who lived there was opening the door for her. Right as I walked by she yelled, "You are so lucky! I took a huge dump before I came here!" And the guy was like, "Oh yeah? Wel-" That is when he saw me. Though I tried to remain nonchalant, I was in tears laughing already. And the girl freaked out without turning around-cuz she knew, you guys-and ran inside the house. I walked away quickly to spare them more embarrassment, but laughed for the next 15 minutes.
1. I love that girl because that so easily could have been me or any one of my girlfriends (except for Steph who has no tolerance for scatological talk or humor).
2. Awesome.
I'll talk to you guys after I get back from embarrassing myself in front of my entire family by getting really drunk at the wedding and stuffing cake down my dress while doing the "Footloose" dance.
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WHERE IN NEW JERSEY????
(crazy stalker-esque, I know. Sorry. But if you're anywhere near Monmouth county and you DON'T stop by and visit...well, you just don't want that to happen.)
p.s. I have a karaoke machine. And liquor. And toilet seats that are totally functional.
I read wedding and New Jersey and instantly thought: "Lack of posting will be totally made up for by these stories." I can't wait!
now thats classic!
jersey? are you gonna seek out those nutty housewives? you should do it for the blog.
come on!
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