Freaking Out

Please try and follow this chain:

My sister is Diane
Who is married to Drew
Whose brother is Paul
Who is married to Jen
Who is HAVING A BABY RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

Paul has a son named Andy who called me Aunt Sarah once which resulted in me completely losing my mind and then Jen saying, "Well I mean this baby will call you Aunt Sarah, too. You're pretty much an aunt." And then I became verklempt-because my ovaries are in overdrive and because I was like half a bottle of vodka in. So yeah basically I will have a new pseudo nephew or niece by this afternoon.

YAY!!