I was in the shower and grabbed the razor to shave. I stuck it behind my head to put it under the shower head so I could rinse it off and as I did, I totally nicked my chin. It immediately started bleeding. I immediately started laughing. I was like, "Oh my God-I'm totally going to have to put a little piece of toilet paper on my face." I cut my face shaving my legs, you guys.
My friend Dan's reaction to this story: "Oh I was wondering what the hell happened to your face."
Awesome.
P.S. I got an email from a store I sometimes shop at, and this was the subject line: "Introducing Z. Cavaricci Couture!" Am I in junior high again? Will the next email be about Skidz?
Thursday, May 06, 2010
Today's injury
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this line: "I cut my face shaving my legs, you guys."
made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
I"m with Virgil...i just lol'd all over the place.
As a fellow accident prone Clevelander, I think we may need to develop a support group.
And I got the same email... Too bad I already got rid of all my hypercolor and IOU shirts - I have nothing to go with the pants.
Jen
I cut my eyebrow shaving one day. Scratched my nose with the wrong hand.
Forward me that email... I have an Espirit bag begging to go with those jeans, a BUM equipment sweatshirt, and some LA Gears.
over the weekend, i was shaving. imagine that!
ok, but the story gets better.
in between legs i usually stick my razor in my mouth to hold it while i can apply shave gel and whatever.
this weekend i stuck it in there blade first.
whoops!
omg now that is the best one ive heard in a while.
i dont even really know what cotoure means. other than expensive
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