Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Sometimes the blog writes itself

Today we have what is essentially a guest blogger because I am just copying and pasting an email Steph sent us on Thursday.  The set up:  Steph and Meg babysat my nephew Trevor Wednesday night.  Thursday morning we all received this email:

So last night, the Babysitter’s Club volunteered to watch Trevor. When Drew and Diane came home before 11, admittedly, the babysitters were both asleep on the couches. Hey, Steph and Meg aren’t as young and fun and full of energy as we were when we were young…which it seems Trev had a problem with. I was looking at my cell phone today and it appears when we fell asleep, Trev had quite a wild night. I swung by daycare on my way to the office to ask him about it this morning and this is what he told me.

He said he had to escape the constant supervision of his ever so serious and responsible and appropriate and amazing babysitters and snuck out of the house to have a night on the town. He decided to start the night with a Peep show, but somehow found himself pulled up on the stage.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

“Hey, what do you expect to happen when you are a chick magnet?”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

The chicks were sweet and he admittedly drooled over them…


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
Then Trevor met some Playboy bunnies and they gifted him an official set of bunny ears.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

He got a little drunk off the attention from the lovely ladies…


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

But, like all girls, these ladies want a commitment and Trev had to tell them no way and find his escape route…


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

He retreated to a guys night to hang out with his “dawg” (as Randy Jackson would say).


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


For those other parents reading this…Meg and I are open for business. Our rates are incredibly reasonable…we don’t charge anything, but we will eat your junk food, call boys, and pass out on your couch…but your baby will have a great time!

5 comments:

Fizzgig said...

Ohhh i wanna join the babysitters club! I havent the slightest mothering instinct, so I'd be great at it!!!

Idea #527 said...

OMG. . . he is Adorable!!!!

Sarah said...

Fizzgig, the best part is Steph spent an entire day at work storyboarding this. Also the lipstick they used was really cheap and wouldn't come off then they started panicking because they stained the baby.

Idea, thanks! Obviously I am biased, but I want to eat his cheeks he's so cute. Also he looks good in headbands.

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