Friday, June 15, 2007

I am still a witness

Dear Cavs,
Don't be too down on yourselves today. You played a ridiculously talented team and completely held your own. You went down fighting, and you should be proud! BEST SEASON IN FRANCHISE HISTORY! Hell yeah, baby! Not only that you gave this city something they haven't had in a while: hope. That's what you did for us. That in and of itself is enough to make me want to hug all of you till it gets embarassing. So chin up or else I swear I will lay down a Rudy-type speech about believing in yourselves on all your asses.

Dear rest of NBA,
We'll be back next year so get ready!

Dear LeBron,
If you are interested in procuring another baby mama, you give me a call.

P.S. Um...Tony Parker is only 25? What? Do they mean like he's 25 + 10 years? Otherwise this does not compute.


Torrence said...

I need to get my ass to Cleveland.

Sgt said...

Those millions of dollars can really age a person you know.

Sassy Blondie said...

Tough break, Cleveland. But Sarah, the boys are young 'ens for the most part, so I feel next season will be theirs yet again.

Tony Parker IS's almost too scary.

What's more frightening to me is that LeBron has a child at 22. What's the story there?

R2K said...

: )

russ said...

I think LeBron now has two childs -- and Torrence, do you know that is a Pat Daley song?

ThatGirl7278 said...

Yeah, LeBroom was a teenage dad.

Babies having babies...

No worries Sarah, he is seriously too talented not to be back. I just think he's gonna need some more help. Maybe Cleveland should invest in some older talent.