Logic trees can EAC

I have been at a two day long, grueling meeting, and my brain literally hurts. Let's just say we had to work on "logic trees" and they are about as fun as they sound.

Things I thought about while pretending to care about logic trees:

- On Wednesday in University Circle, there are these events called Wade Oval Wednesdays where they have live music and all these tents set up with fair food and local merchants and stuff. I wrote to Christy on Wednesday and asked her if she could get me some kettle corn, and she did. And now we are getting married. And I am constantly sick to my stomach because I can't stop eating kettle corn.

- Suzanne, who is amazing, knows people who work for Bonne Bell and while going through a basket of free samples, she found a Cherry Coke Lipsmacker and immediately stole it for me. OMG!! You guys, I literally cannot stop applying it. It's amazing. I want to eat it. Also she told her cousin who works for Bonne Bell that her friend Sarah loves the Cherry Coke Lipsmacker, and he said, "Oh well I'll call down to the production guys and have them make her a big one." First of all, I didn't know they even still made the Biggy Lipsmackers and second of all, they are custom making one for me! Is this what it feels like to be a celebrity?

- The guy who hit me last week has awesome insurance, and by awesome insurance I mean no insurance. He still has the insurance card for a policy that was cancelled two years ago, and that's the information he gave me. This is fantastic news and by fantastic news I mean I want to punch him in the larynx.

- I cannot stop watching the movie "Step Up". It's been on Starz constantly for like the last 6 months, and every time it's on I watch it. I think maybe it's because I like to believe we live in a world where at any moment we can all break out into a pre-choreographed dance. Also my Glory Road boyfriend is in this. And the guy who vacillates from hot to almost hot every time I see him.

- Oh and I simply must share this with you. It's something I've been wanting to tell you since the inception of the blog but was under strict orders not to. So you guys may have heard of my friend Steph. She's responsible for roughly 90% of my blog material. Well she recently got a new job, and yesterday was the last day at her old job. Do you remember three years ago when that KFC scandal hit? They released a video of the chicken farm, and they were kicking chickens and stuff? Steph was so horrified, she decided right then and there to become a vegetarian. She told everyone at work about this new life change. A couple weeks later, her CEO brought it up and said, "Whatever-this won't last. Your generation never sticks to anything." Steph was outraged. However, by this time, unbeknownst to the CEO, she had already given up the vegetarian thing and was eating meat again. But Steph was so offended by his comment that she pretended to be a vegetarian at work for three years just to prove him wrong. THREE EFFING YEARS. For three years she never once ate meat at work. She made up some excuse why she could eat eggs, though. And maybe fish I think. But that's it. They threw her a surprise party on Wednesday since she was leaving, and it was all vegetarian potluck. Holy Christ, do you see why I am in love with this girl? Who does that? Man how bad do your lives suck right now for not having a Steph. That's all I'm saying. It's endless entertainment over here in Cleveland/Steph-land.