Monday, August 18, 2008

My lack of boyfriend explained

Okay so this is why I don't have a boyfriend. I'm afraid of picking a bad one since the pill is obviously making me a crazy odor sniffer. It's definitely not cuz I'm a loser. Or because I write "cuz" instead of "because". Or because Matt and I went to see "The Great Muppet Caper" yesterday and we are 31 (close enough, Matt).

It's true-we went to Palace Theater to see a Muppet movie yesterday. You might remember we did this 2 years ago. Well "The Great Muppet Caper" is my absolute favorite Muppet movie so I was not going to miss it. We walked in and some lady asked us if we were going to see the Muppets, and we said yes and she gave us 2 free tickets. It was awesome. She must've been thinking, 'Hey-these 2 look super creepy and pedophilish walking in here without children. I bet they need tickets to the Muppets.'

Then we went up to the refreshment counter and bought so much junk food it was ridiculous. We compared it to being 5 years old and having money to buy whatever you wanted. We just kept ordering and ordering-popcorn, candy, cupcakes and on and on. It was glorious. In the movie theater they have an organ that plays music while you find your seats. Then they play Looney Tunes cartoons. Then they play the movie and Matt and I laugh way too hard given our age. It's just awesome. I was so happy.

No but probably I'm single because of the pill thing. I'm sure that's it.

7 comments:

urban princess said...

I read that article last week and think it totally explains my poor choices as well. Here's hoping AFB breaks that bad run...

Raz said...

I love this article. Never again will I blame bad judgement.

By the way, the Muppets are so cool, and don't in any way display inner immaturity. I made my mum watching The Christmas Carol (as if there is any other version) on Christmas Eve with me this year... as I have done for every other year.

that girl said...

I say go and watch the muppets at any age! kermit rocks and who wouldn't love fozzy bear?

Johnny Virgil said...

maybe you could get in on that whole body odor sniffing thing.

Mon said...

Hmmmm....why is it we get all the short sticks? Periods, menopause, stray hairs, pms, childbirth (have fun with that one girls), the list goes on...

Now we have to take the blame for not finding the right mates? Seriously? As if the men have nothing to do with it. Puh leez. Maybe the super skanky asshole men can smell women on the pill 100 times more than those not on it. How come we cant say that?

I wanna see the muppets in the thee a turr. sigh.

Bitter Chocolate said...

Oh poo, that explains a lot! :D Gotta change my sniffing method then... the article is fascinating, yet scary :)

Tazeen said...

Ah I cannot even blame the pill. I need to pin it on to something