I am seriously still gathering stories about Krusty's. Shockingly, I don't remember all the details. I have no idea why. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that when I got to the bar afterwards I made the concious choice that I was going to get so drunk, people were going to have to carry me home. Nice.
In the meantime, here is the best quote ever from last week's "My Boys": "Dude, wine tasting is really just a classy way for people to get day drunk."
Also here are some random text messages I have in the inbox of my cell phone:
Becky says she loves you like peanut butter loves jelly
Um you had approx one cranberry vodka for every year of your life
Your mom looks hammered.
[redacted] calls his penis mr. winky
Or i could b on the east side w/ 3 hookers
i will seriously make love toy uu if yu bring me food
Bruce hornsby! Woo!
U stay right where u are. I'm comin to kill u
Classic W O R D up!
mullet lighter air guitar trifecta
Rock out w ur cock out. Hang out w ur wang out. Have fun.
3 tings i luv...wine men n sexy time! miss me!
I spy a pink cowboy hat
good. woke up outside in the rain with my pants around my ankles
i cut my balls pretty bad with clippers
Yo i just ate like 50 pringles. i will let u know if anything else crazy happens tonight
uhhh...awesome debop, debeep, de yabadap
don't make me destroy u like i did in the mid 80s
I love your pants off!
shoving a giant brown shaft in your mouth is gayer
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Wait till you hear what Steph has planned for us tomorrow. More on that later...
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I wish I got texts like that. HA!
Personal fave: Yo i just ate like 50 pringles. i will let u know if anything else crazy happens tonight
Dude. THAT was FANTASTIC.
Ummm... I was hanging out with Aunt Nancy and she wants the scoop on the wedding... I told her that we just don't remember, but I am not sure if she bought that...
-christy
No, I didn't buy that!
Aunt N
Wine tasting as a classy way to get day drunk only works until your mouth turns purple.
But then the pitures sure look great...
JL, wine tasting is a classy way to get day drunk until you puke all over yourself and fall down stairs in the middle of ta bar. I might know someone who did that who looks an awful lot like me.
Last month we did a wine tasting BYCYCLE tour. 20 miles of riding our bikes and dropping in on various wineries.
I just thank god I wasn't the one with the bike rack - after the 3rd wine tasting place all of the wine started to taste FABULOUS and we decided to buy like, you know, everything.
AnyWAYS - Hang out with your wang out!!???!?? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I've never heard that before *sad and lame I know*
I imagine the phone company loves to radomly check your records. :P
Ha! Your Bruce Hornsby message reminds me of a night I sat alone at Nighttown. I was practically begging the bartender to keep his Bill Withers CD playing... all while texting all my favorite lyrics to my friends and neighbors. LOL. Awesome.
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