Can you please stop being the most annoying POS on Earth? The slowness, the random attacks where suddenly everything is "Not Responding" at once. I will punch you. Something is up your butt the past week or so, and I'm gonna need you to calmly and quietly remove it. I mean you don't really have a "butt" per se, but if you did, I guess it would be...the DVD drive? Is it weird that I'm suggesting computers have body parts and that I am spending time looking for the ass? Yes it is, but in my defense I live alone and am most likely insane. I will write my manifesto as soon as you GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, COMPUTER!
So I literally cannot believe it's been 25 years since the Challenger exploded. How is that possible? Raise your hand if you were, like me, a little kid watching it on TV at school. I remember I really didn't know what was going on since I'd never seen a space shuttle launch before. I didn't know anything was wrong until it was very clear all the teachers were really upset. Here's Ronald Reagan's speech addressing it on TV that night.
How about some pictures?
Here's a picture of a weird turkey duck hybrid type of animal. Seriously this thing is weird, and when we were in Florida it kept walking up to our table while we were eating. I would guess it's a type of duck, but what's up with your face, duck!? Also I don't like to be bothered by mascots when I'm eating. And that's pretty much what you are.
Look I'm a giant!
When I was in junior high, I had these shorts. I got them at a store called Wearhouse of Fashion. Any West side Clevelandars out there know this store? You could get like 3 grocery bags worth of clothes for $20 or something ridiculous. I'm not joking. You brought your own bags. And it was just a huge warehouse. My mom, sister and I and my friend Kim and her mom used to go once every couple months and spend hours there. It was awesome. The clothes were not. But I loved them anyway. Especially these shorts. I had two pairs, each with patterns. I wore a lot of matching pocket tees with them.
Behold these beauties:
1. Right? I wore these. In public. A lot.
2. I guarantee that purple shirt is tucked in in the front but not the back.
3. Pink slouch socks.
5. Not pictured: My oversized barette, my rolled up t-shirt sleeves, my tail, my pride.