Friday, October 19, 2007

A new boyfriend. And shows.

I don't want to talk about the Indians game. All I will say is it is not over. And that if Casey Blake's beard asked me out, there would be no possible scientific way to measure how fast I would say yes. Don't we look good together?







Yeah I came back to the MS Paint, you guys. I still got it.

Um...can we talk about shows now or what? Spoilers to follow.

Grey's
Okay look-in all honesty-I CANNOT TAKE IZZIE AND GEORGE FOR ONE MORE MINUTE. I can't, you guys. They are awful together. They make no sense. They are so awkward not to mention that Izzie is a complete whack-job biatch. I wanted Callie to punch her in the face so bad, but Callie is better than that. Dammit. I have always wanted Alex and Izzie together. Always. I think Alex is able to tone down some of her crazy, and she makes him more sensitive. Oh also it's not like she'd be doing her little brother (George). I actually thought maybe tonight was a step in the right direction for the Izzie-Alex thing to get back on track, but noooo. Stupid Ava comes back next week. Or whatever her name is. I don't even care.

Speaking of Alex, Alex - facial hair = ridiculously hot. I think we can all agree on that. But for me with my beard fetish? Alex + new facial hair = did I just black out because it's so effing hot in here? SERIOUSLY. And really he should wear that black tank top at all times.

I love that McDreamy and McSteamy are friends again. They have a great dynamic. I liked how tonight McSteamy's like, "Do you ever feel old?" and McDreamy said, "No I'm a fetus." Awesome answer. He is so cute. Can you even believe the stuff he said to Meredith tonight? I want to marry you. I want to spend a lifetime with you. Etc., etc. WTF. She has no reaction but to giggle and try to run? Are you kidding me? Is this not the stability she has been searching for her whole life? Why yes, yes it is. I'm glad he basically said to her I'll wait, but if someone else comes along, well, tough shit. She needs to hear that.

Also I cried like an effing baby when the chief's niece said she was ready to die. Holy eff. That was horrible. Stupid Grey's always making me angry and then making me laugh and then making me cry.

The Office
First of all let me just say that I absolutely love the Pam and Jim stuff. I love it, I love it, I love it. Maybe some people say it was better before they got together. I totally disagree. I think it's wonderful and heartwarming, and it fills me with all-consuming envy. Wait...

Holy sweet Jesus-the beet farm B&B? I was losing my mind. Dwight said, "We make our own mattresses" and Jim hung up the phone to listen to him. Fantastic. When he was telling them the themes of the 3 rooms they had available, I yelled out "Irrigation!" and then Pam did. I think that means Jim should be dating me. Um that Moses guy is so effing creepy. When he was running along side the car, I couldn't even breathe. I like this quote by Jim when he's talking about what he imagined his first overnight trip with Pam would be: "I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure-just less." Oh and um...reading Harry Potter. Awesome.

I am so so sad for Dwight. OMG it's awful. I mean watching Andy try and pick up Angela is some of the best comedy ever (ABBA last week, anyone?). I mean just look at how he was standing at Pam's desk. Legs completely apart almost doing the splits. So awesome. But Dwight crying was tough to watch. The speech Jim gave him was-well, I'll admit it. I cried. He was spot on about what that pain feels like, huh? I knew he would get up and go kiss Pam. But even though I knew it was coming, it was still such a lovely moment.

The "whomever" conversation was classic. I love when Oscar said he didn't know how to use the word and Michael turned to the camera and said, "Not a native speaker." Also Creed's quote was great: "Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students." And the best quote of all was when Michael said to Toby: "No one asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull."

Other highlights:
-Scrantonicity 2
- Stanley in sweats, drinking red wine and watching his "mystery stories"
- Jim: "Hey, Dwight. You okay?" Dwight: "I'm better than you have ever been or ever will be."
- Ryan: "Hey, guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!?" He is the ultimate douchebag. It's brilliant.
- Kelly is completely insane and when she did the "whatever loser" hand signals, I freaked out. Because I totally do those, too.
- Darryl about how Kelly only wants him when Ryan's around: "It's getting to the point where I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door." I will make out with Darryl right now.
- Bankrupty is nature's do-over.
- I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!

19 comments:

ThatGirl7278 said...

Loooooooove me some "Office".

Michael at his second job "I'd be like Chief of Surgery".

He's perfect.

adrienne... said...

"Or a cowboy." Classic.

But seriously, I never thought I would get teary-eyed for Dwight... But it's heartbreaking.

Oh, The Office. How I love thee...

CruiserMel said...

I felt so bad for Callie when she went to the cafeteria. She's so awesome. I think I got a little teary when she felt humiliated in front of all those people.

And though I'm not one for facial foliage, Alex can do no wrong in the looks dept. Man. I swear, sometimes it's hard to watch Grey's with all that hot male action going on. McDreamy? McOhMyGod.

-R- said...

I have a love/hate relationship with Jan.

Hate: when she yelled at Michael for not having any money.

Love: when she said that her family wouldn't talk to her (on advice of counsel).

I love the Pam/Jim relationship too.

Sassy Blondie said...

Fucking Izzie! Why is she still a character? Burke was way more interesting and he got the axe for his homophobia. Can Katherine Heigl get axed for being super stupid? Callie should have punched her in the hallway. She was classy in the cafeteria.
Alex and Ava/Rebecca next week? First, she ain't perty. Second, she's a weirdo freak. Last, he's too hot for her in his black wife beaters and facial hair (I SO agree, Sarah!).
McDreamy is now the perfect man. Meredith sucks!

The Office-Dwight made me cry too! My dogs were like, WTF? Give us a pig ear and shut the hell up! It's TV for chrissakes!

Sarah said...

That... was my favorite episode of The Office. I love it now that Jim and Pam are together - I think it's better now. It makes me happy and feel warm and fuzzy inside, which I like because how many shows do that anymore? (Not Grey's, that's for sure.)

ThatGirl7278 said...

I'm really torn about Alex because he is so McYummy but then he goes and acts like a douche. It weird because sometimes he's all sweet and gooey, and then other times a dick.

Is he bipolar?

Iris said...

I loved when Jim told his "how I knew I was in love with Pam" story, and then Dwight reached out for a hug but Jim had already walked away. So touching and classic.

Have you seen the "The Office" stuff at the $1 section at Target? I don't know how long they've been there but they have an assortment of "The Office" office supplies for all of your Halloween party needs!

"AG" said...
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"AG" said...

I can't get over how awesome The Office is. Pam & Jim make me feel almost as good as watching an 80's Molly Ringwald movie. Maybe better. OMG! I said that! But every line, every gesture, every relationship, every character is so brilliant.

russ said...

I actually love the romantic fulfillment that is PB&J, but my storytellin' bone is starting to ache somethin fierce. Every time they do a little moment of how awesome and happy they are it ratchets up the tension on me. I just know that Tv writers can't let something this good and conflict free last... soon there will be some issue that effs with them... and that storytellin' bone ache will move to my heart.

Johnny Virgil said...

Darryl is fantastic.

And I'm hoping that they don't go turning my comedy into a drama with the Pam & Jim thing. I watch sitcoms to laugh, not to get depressed. I hate when they do that.

Skeezix said...

I think you just got a shout out when Bryd read the lineup before the game- he said "Casey Blake has the most impressive and perfect beard."

Or something to that effect.

Anonymous said...

What are you going to do when they drop "The Office" back down to an half-hour again?

Alan the Great said...

I'm addicted to The Office.
Literally.

I used to just watch it, but now I melt down DVDs in acetone and smoke it like crack. Nothing else does it for me anymore.

When I wake up, I can feel Dwight's glasses in my hand...

Anonymous said...

The $1 office stuff from Target, awesome, playing with my "I heart Jim" notepad right now--I made my fiance rewind when Jim kissed Pam 3 times, i LOVE watching them together and the writers better not pull the break up shit, but they are getting along way to good, i know that karen is coming back for a few episodes. ERR.

The HOR blogger said...

Oh! BOO-YA I freakin LOVED it when Alex was mean to Izzie. That hor-bitch deserves it and it's awesome. It's lame when he has to be mean to other people but I'll be damned if his sweet moments and all-consuming hot-t-t-ness don't make up for it. CRAP I can't even fantasize about him he's so friggen hot I can't even make my mind PRETEND I could be with that. OH just Jesus!

Orhan Kahn said...

I knew he would get up and go kiss Pam.

In all honesty, I didn't see it coming.

Moses <3

Marti said...

"Daryl is the most complicated man I've ever met. He says exactly what he means all the time. What kind of game is that?!?!"
Sheer brilliance. And Daryl's line about Ryan put me into giggle fits.
I love Andy, but I kinda hope Dwight kicks it up and wins Angela back.
There's too much Jan for me.


And Grey's... *sigh* when are they going to make it unsuck? George and Izzie have ZERO chemistry, Meredith and Derek have to stop flip-flopping all over the place and either get together or break up b/c enough is enough already, Mere has to get over Lexie, Callie needs to be awesome again, and there most definitely needs to be more of McSteamy and Alex. If the show was whittled down to McSteamy, Alex, Bailey, Christina, and Callie I'd be set. ASDF!