Monday, September 18, 2006

We followed this guy on the highway-for way too long

I can't decide what's classier: the wolf motif on the back window or the giant ball sac hanging from the bumper?



















The best is that when we finally passed him the driver looked like a member of ZZ Top, and he had a little old lady in the truck with him. Also there were giant bull horns on the front. So I married him.

9 comments:

Diane said...

I'm so glad this picture turned out. What is wrong with people!?!

Carly said...

at countryfest we saw the grossest, crustiest guy in the world, wearing a shirt that mimicked "got milk", only it said "Got balls?" and his girlfriend was just... well, it's too hard to describe. Mountain hooker. There, I said it.

Michelle said...

Ahh, the wolf motif seems to be the thing, I have seen 2 trucks this weekend with the same design. At least they had a little more couth and left the ball sack out.

danielle said...

i saw a truck with a ball sack 2 weeks ago; tried to take a pciture; no luck. indeed, what the fu** is wrong with people.

carly said 'mountain hooker'. why is carly so effing great.

russ said...

"mountain" or "mounting"?




O, I see, "mountain".

Matt said...

I passed a car with balls in youngstown once. It was a bright yellow 70s camaro with t-tops and two scrawny white guys sleeveless t-shirts and long hair. It was priceless, but alas no camera.

JD said...

so i guess the phrase "hung like a horse" is out and "hung like a truck with a wolf motif in the window and giant bull horns in the front" is in.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

I admire the guy, he's right out there. When he picks up a lovely lady at the local watering hole, and brings her home to his trailer, she can tell from his car that there won't be any breakfast in the bed the next day. In fact, he'll be expecting her to do his laundry and tidy up before she leaves. Awesome.

John said...

I like how Diane is all "What is wrong with people" and then she resumes her craft of cutting out paper cock-n-balls for the next tree decorating session. That nutsack looks exactly like one of Diane's penis ornaments.