Thursday, August 16, 2007

Put in Bay rules! Whoo-hoo! Just kidding-this post isn't about that yet

I totally owe you guys a Put in Bay post, but I seriously haven't been home enough all week to do anything but sleep here. I promise I will post that soon. Listen you have to wait for genius. It's not like I just sit here and write everything out like a stream of consciousness. It takes planning and storyboarding and-you're not buying this are you. Obviously I write out everything in a stream of consciousness. If you were ever wondering, I write exactly how I talk.

Unfortunately, it is late, and I am tired and I have to get up early to go slave for the man so I have nothing to tell you except that apparently there are these two women in my neighborhood who are about 60 years old, weigh roughly 300 pounds and are twins. They were walking around wearing matching hats that looked like this:













My sister saw them stop at my neighbors' house and one waited at the end of the driveway while the other one walked into my neighbors' garage and through something away in their garbage can. WTF? How is that in any way appropriate, biker hat twins? Wait that's not a fair question-obviously you aren't the leading experts on what's appropriate based upon your choice of headgear.

When I told my parents about it my dad was like, "So that's you and your sister in 30 years." Dammit Dad. The sad thing is he's right. We just need to get hats. I'm thinking something along these lines:

4 comments:

Sgt said...

I think my head might explode with the thought that you and your sister would be walking around with giant wieners draped across your head.

CruiserMel said...

I just scared myself with what I thought that was a picture of. And no, it wasn't a ballpark frank, that's for sure.

Mon said...

ohhh the hot dog hat is awesome. You would probably become famous for walking around with it on, and then be a millionaire. I vote you order them, and go out to the flats with them! I bet you meet all sorts of interesting people. Do it for your readers. An experiment in human nature if you will...

spaceface01 said...

Too late, dude...I just bought those hats for me and MY sister! We do live in a different state though, so it might work...