Friday, August 10, 2007

Yes I'm still here

This news headline made me pee: "Firm sees big impact from enlarging condoms". I don't think they're the only ones who'll be seeing a "big impact".

I just heard the garbage truck and realized I never put out my trash last night so I ran downstairs and took it out to the curb right in the nick of time. The garbage truck was at the house next to me, and I gave them a thumbs up. I went back inside like, 'I am awesome' until I looked down and realized I was wearing a tank top, no bra and Eeyore shorts.

Please tell me you've seen this commercial. Holy crap I cannot get over how awesome these kids are. Dear Lord, how many tickets do I need to win a kid like this? Because, if I have to, I will quit my job in order to devote my life to Skee-ball to get one.

Hey do you think there's a special place in hell for people who insinuate that God hands out children based on how many Skee-ball tickets you win at Dave and Buster's?

I am currently getting ready to head up to Put in Bay for a bachelorette party. If you don't know what Put in Bay is, please go here and here. I'm letting you guys know now so you can all be waiting by the phone for my inevitable call asking you for bail money.

8 comments:

Sgt said...

You know the garbage men probably sit a little extra longer in front of houses without the trash out. For just such treats.

Anonymous said...

Love your post. I am a garbage collector and we get a lot of women -- some more attractive than others -- who often run a last bag up to the truck.

Did you throw your bag in or leave it for them? We had a woman last week who ran a last bag out in her bra and shorts, tossed it in and actually stood there watching as we pushed an old dresser along with it. You ever see the trash truck working?

The Middle Child said...

That commercial was entirely too cute! And no, I don't think there will be a place reserved in hell for you for that comment about the skee ball tickets!
Enjoy PIB!!

Skeezix said...

Damn, I would like one of those kids too please.

Johnny Virgil said...

I'd give you the bail money in advance but you'd just spend it on drinks.

Sassy Blondie said...

I love that commercial too...and if they give out those kids, we can skip the whole agony/joy of actual childbirth thing.

Your garbage story is similar to mine this week. I didn't make it out last week, so I had to run it out yesterday...only I was in a t-shirt and my panties, limping! I got applause...

Mon said...

hell yea, put in bay is the best place for bachelorette parties! I cant wait to hear all about it!

momisold said...

I have a kid like that....and I didn't have to go through childbirth. We adopted him at birth, and what a wonderful child he is. The first time my hubby and I saw that commercial, we turned heads at the same time and said our son's name.