I have been trying to post for two hours now so I'm starting off small and will post my New Year's story later today if this works. In the meantime:
The most recent places I have burned myself with my hair straightener:
1. Left ear
2. Right ear
3. Left temple
4. Top of left hand
5. Left shoulder
I actually did this, and I still don't know how those last two are possible. My shoulder looks really bad, too. Is there no end to the dumb shit I will do? Apparently not because also last night at the grocery when I was putting something onto the bottom of my cart, I smashed my chin into it. And it hurts.
Being me is hazardous to my health.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
I am not smart
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Maybe curly hair?
Screw straiteners and SCREW curling irons. Scar inducing bastrads.
I have a scar on my ankle from where I burnt it with a curling iron 7 years ago(I was 21 but sober at the time). How does one burn their ankle with a curling iron? I don't know either
Ouch!
Nickel-your ankle! OMG that totally trumps my shoulder. Well done-no pun intended.
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