Monday, May 05, 2008

Please don't be mad I posted this, JV

My favorite recipe ever. Sent to me by Johnnie Virgil Friday night (this is verbatim):


4oz valilla vodka
3ozcocnuts rum
2 oz pineappl juce
1oz rose slime juice
Shakeit up and garnish slice of lime
Drink alotof the%m
Relly good and superrnaturl was good too

Drunk texting is maybe my favorite thing in the universe.


Johnny Virgil said...


No good deed goes unpunished. Here I am sending you a new recipe my wife and I perfected, and you use me for blog fodder. Also, we call it a key lime martini and it will make you feel like you are on a beach in the tropics.

russ said...


Whatever happened to original drink names? Why not a name like Screaming Viking, the Sidecar, Willful Negligence, Hairy Buffalo, or Gimlet? Why is everything a G-D martini? Especially when it doesn't even freakin' have gin? Does it just mean I have to get it in a stupid martini glass? Think Highball, JV!

Russ said...


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Skeezix said...

HA! That is an awesome text.

Johnny Virgil said...

Just for Russ, we now serve it in a plastic Batman cup, and we call it a "Nietzsche on the Beach" because that which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Nessa said...

for the record, my favorite part was when he said, "supernatural was good too..."

Because it was.

Russ said...

Oo, i like that. How about an "Itchy Nietzsche"? Cuz that's fun to say. :)

Johnny Virgil said...

I think then we'd have to add a shot of soy sauce because that sounds a little japanese.