I really am still here

Okay you guys, I have so much to tell you so I will be using this weekend to get organized. I still need to tell you about PIB and then the wedding, and I need to get it done before next week because do you know what next week is? Do you? It's Krusty's time! I am so excited, I almost don't know what to do. Diane and Drew actually planned their wedding around it. That should tell you how awesome it is.

Since I owe you like 27 posts, I am phoning it in today and hoping you'll say that it's better than nothing. My friend Kimmie is always sending me those "All About You" emails where you're supposed to fill it out and send it to other people. Well I'm just gonna answer on the blog here.

1. What is your occupation? Amateur wino. Just kidding. Professional wino.

2. What color are your socks right now? Bare foot. Note: I am at work. Yeah-for real.

3. What are you listening to right now? Some guy on the phone reaming someone a new asshole. It is awesome.

4. What was the last thing that you ate? Reduced Fat White Cheddar Cheez-It. It was amazing.

5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yep. My dad had 3 things he really wanted for his girls growing up: he wanted us to learn how to ski, how to drink scotch and how to drive stick. I can do 2 of those 3 things. The third one you can make me try if you want me to immediately throw up on your face (skiiing).

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Work voice mail. It was a very one-sided conversation.

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I love Kimmie with all my heart and her baby is the cutest baby in the whole world and I want to steal him.

8. How old are you right now? You shut your goddamn face.

9. What is your favorite sport to watch? Watching Gordo try to draw pictures during Pictionary.

10. What is your favorite drink? This is like "Sophie's Choice". I guess I'll go with strawberry daiquiri, but really I love all my drinks.

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? What! No this red, blonde and brown Fruit Stripe look I have going is totally natural.

12. Favorite food? Spaghetti. Mmm...someone make me spaghetti right now.

13. Favorite Candy? Sour Patch Kids. A lot of Sour Patch Kids have met their maker after crossing paths with me.

14. What was the last movie you watched? I watched this movie called "Chaos Theory" because it had Ryan Reynolds in it obviously. It was...awful. Just awful. It made me hate Scarlett Johansson even more than I already do. She wasn't in it, but she's engaged to Ryan Reynolds, and I mean there's no way I can hate him. So it falls to her. Why is she the worst.

15. Favorite day of the year? New Year's Eve. Oh wait...

16. How do you vent anger? Beat small children

17. What was your favorite toy as a child? Big Wheel. Why don't they make adult size Big Wheels? How awesome would that be?

18. What is your favorite season? TV season

19. Cherries or Blueberries? Do they have some sort of rivalry I don't know about? I mean I would like to eat them both. But is that violating some kind of unwritten law?

21. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? No I would like to always be ignored.

22. & 23. - LAME

24. Living arrangements? Why don't you just rub it in that I live alone and don't have a boyfriend. Dick.

25. When was the last time you cried? Saturday when my sister walked up the aisle.

26. What is on the floor of your closet? The body.

27. LAME

28. What did you do last night? Went to Renee and Darren's house where they made me steak, potatoes, baked beans, broccoli and cake. Seriously. It was amazing. You are jealous.

30. What inspires you? Doing good things for other peo-I'm sorry I can't say that with a straight face. What I meant to say was money.

31. What are you most afraid of? Becoming shark food.

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? What the hell is a spicy hamburger? I'm gonna go plain here.

33. Favorite dog breed? I really won't choose a favorite dog breed. They are all amazing and cute and I want them all.

34. Favorite day of the week? Saturday.

35. How many states have you lived in? 1. I really get around a lot.

36. Favorite TV show? How much time do you have? You guys know what my favorites are. One thing I never forget to talk about is TV. Speaking of that, we should talk about what everyone is watching this summer. Anyone have any favorites? I, myself, am an ABC Family fan as you know so I have been watching "The Middleman" and "The Secret Life of the American Teenager". "The Middleman" is really quirky and different. And "The Secret Life..." has Molly Ringwald in it so you know-it's automatically awesome. Plus it's totally about high school kids and sex. What's not great about that. And obviously I'm watching "My Boys" because that show is fantastic. What are you guys watching?

Next week we're all about wedding posts. I promise.