Wednesday, July 18, 2007

True story that John and I will put in our movie

Scene: Downtown Cleveland McDonald's, lunchtime
Characters: Cashier Girl, Manager Lady, Okay Seriously

Okay Seriously walks up to the cash register and places her order. Cashier Girl runs into an issue and Manager Lady comes over to help. Cashier Girl and Manager Lady begin arguing. Okay Seriously grows visibly uncomfortable as arguing exceeds 3-4 minutes in length. Manager Lady, tired of Cashier Girl's insolence, sends her away. Cashier Girl makes a snide remark then turns and storms off.

Manager Lady: "Shit. She don't even wash down there."

Aaaand scene.

12 comments:

Johnny Virgil said...

you just can't argue with the truth.

Carly said...

aaaaand you buy food from these people WHY, again??

Sarah said...

Carly, it's not like I knew the chick didn't wash down there when I ordered the food. Sadly, that bit of info came after. I guess really if I think about it, it's probably likely that not a lot of the employees at that McDonald's do wash down there. It's just better to pretend it's not happening.

Cravey said...

Um Okay.
How does her manager know that? I don't recall a work situation where discussing my personal hygiene with my supervisor ever came up.
huh.

Sassy Blondie said...

This is precisely the reason I avoid McDonald's and other fast food-type establishments. I'd hate to get a Big Mac with a super-sized order of hepatitis.

Amanda said...

Oh my gosh, if I were you I would have turned to run!

Mon said...

Ummm...yea, wouldn't be going back there anytime soon!

CruiserMel said...

That's some nice lunchtime conversation right there. Yummy.

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Golightly said...

LOL...but ew.

spaceface01 said...

That's hot.......

Because yes, after a few dirty martinis, I quote Paris Hilton...

But at least I wash down there...

"AG" said...

I'm back on blogger.