Erik: i have an etiquette question for this weekend - if you're going to a wedding and don't know the bride at all, the groom barely, and you're not related in any way, how drunk are you allowed to get? Frank Sinatra drunk, David Hasselhoff drunk, or Lindsay Lohan drunk?
OKS: hmm...i'd go Hasselhoff drunk. you're still totally hammered and having a great time but you're not in the bathroom doing lines off of a woman who could potentially be the grandma or something
Erik: that's probably a good call, i'd forgotten about the nudity and drug use required of the LLD...
OKS: whereas with the DHD you can eat wendy's
Erik: not that i'm opposed to flashing some blue hairs