Haps on the craps

Hey, does anyone know what's going on with Lindsay Lohan? I haven't heard much about her lately.

Some things are happening in the blog world of which I must inform you*.

1. They now block Blogger at my work. W. T. F. This has really put a cramp in my slacking routine. Not to mention I won't be able to get to everyone's sites and click refresh over and over until you guys post stuff seriously why does it take you so long to post stuff I am dying here?!?! Whoa-what just happened. I think I blacked out. Anywho, if you see me a little less frequently on your blogs it's not because I moved back to Baltimore (what's up, 3 year old joke)-it's just because my company hates me. I still love you. By the way those of you who joined my blog late and haven't gone back to the beginning to read every word that pours out of me (why haven' t you?) probably won't get the Baltimore joke. Just go read my first post ever, and it will make sense. Also you'll realize it's not a funny joke. It's just sad because it's 3 years later, and I'm still making jokes about it to cover up the pain**.

2. Steph, my muse, has started a blog. This totally counteracts the suckiness listed in number 1 above. 'But Sarah', I'm pretending that you're saying, 'what does this mean for your blog since the majority of your material comes from her shenanigans?' Not to worry, my Internet friends. First of all, I can pretty much guarantee this blog of hers will be short-lived. Steph tends to get bored easily and will most likely move on to another project. Now that I said that, though, maybe she won't-a la the vegetarian scandal. Maybe now that I've called her out she will want to prove me wrong. And that is fine by me because it means more Steph on the web. Secondly, there is no way Steph's going to tell you the drunk stories so you will still have to come here to get the good stuff. Also you can only find pictures of my new haircut here***:


















Some more things:

Lindyhor, to answer your question about John, as Russ said, he is both sweet and creepy. Right after he brought me the water, he asked how I was doing, and I said that I was okay and that the air mattress was comfortable. Then he was like, "Why don't I try that out?" and attempted to get into bed next to me.

Please read Hot Vendor Guy's take on his time spent in Cleveland.

Best line ever on "Best Week Ever" re: Harry Potter spoilers on the Internet: "I don't want to spoil anyone's fun, but if finding out the ending to a Harry Potter novel is going to radically change your life, maybe that's a change worth making." - Christian Finnegan (my new boyfriend).


*Is this correct grammar? It sounds like I'm British.
**Family and friends, this really was a joke. There is no pain. I am okay. Where's the vodka.
***You can also find this picture at the site I stole it from.