Monday, November 14, 2005

Even more randomness

In the past 3 weeks I've drunk so much John Christ wine that I think it might actually qualify as being a serious relationship. In that case, here's a picture of my boyfriend:














He makes me giggle.

Every Sunday night, I cry. And not because I have to go to work the next day. Nor is it because the men on "Grey's Anatomy" are so rigoddamndiculously HOT. Okay it's kind of because of that. But mostly it's because I watch "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". On tonight's episode they built a dream house for a man who is a lobster fisherman. One day he went out on his crappy little boat by himself, and his coat sleeve got caught in the winch (?-I don't know how to spell that). It slowly started pulling in and crushing his arm and was about to drag him under water to die when he did what any normal person would do, HE CUT HIS OWN ARM OFF. He just grabbed a knife and cut his arm off to free himself, and then-since he didn't have a radio-he drove himself back to the dock.

I really have nothing funny to say about that. All that's going through my mind is: Holy Effing Shit, Batman.

I'm heading out to New York City tomorrow for work. I made sure I had free internet access in my hotel room so I can look at porn. I mean so I can blog. About porn.

14 comments:

Oliviasmommi said...

After that episode was filmed, the former wife of the fisherman came out on the news talking all kinds of crap about him and it also came out that the man had several DUI's in his past...but I am still thinking-DAMN the man lost his arm, give him a break!

Sarah said...

LOL-you could kind of tell they were that kind of family. But still-he cut his own arm off. That's badass.

Mon said...

I cried this week too! Normally I only cry when I have PMS I'm just not emotional. This week was a bawl fest! Was that house not the most amazing house you've ever seen? I'd love to move in on the porch!

Violet said...

Oh my gosh, I'm the same way! Every single Sunday, and always always with Extreme Makeover Home Edition!

ThatGirl7278 said...
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ThatGirl7278 said...

Every DAMN episode I watch makes me cry like a baby. And not just silent tears, but body-shaking-take-my-breath-away tears.

Have fun in NYC!
While you're there, try Rheingold beer.

You'll love it.

kentucky_kitty said...

That episode was great! I loved it when the older daughter was forced to listen to Weird Al and his accordian. She said "I don't even know what polka is! Is that polka?" and her mom said yes...then the daughter said... "that is sooooo not cool." I about died laughing!

P.S. Found out about your blog from 15MinuteLunch and love them both! :)

Rebecca said...

Just wanted to say...have fun in NYC, you lucky girl!

ORF said...

Sarah, how long are you in town for? If you get bored in NYC, shoot me an email! theohreallyfactorDELETETHISPART@gmail.com

John said...

yeah he got all drunk, went out alone on his fishin boat and lost an arm. I guess we should give him a zillion dollar house.

russ said...

Yes, in America if you can tell a convincing story about your problems, you deserve stuff. More than Paris Hilton, at least.

pyejxa

Sarah said...

If you want a house, John, write in to the show. Drunk or not, cutting your arm off can't be a ball of laughs.

Johnny Virgil said...

Some rock climber dude did that a few years ago too. Got his arm jammed in somewhere and was about to starve. I hope he at least ate the effin' arm.

Kentucky Kitty likes me! She likes me!

"AG" said...

What John said.

I live in Maine so I've been hearing a lot about his past assault charges, etc.

Patrick Dempsey makes me cry, too.