Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, tonight I'd like to get completely hammered, accidentally drop a company pager into a toilet and then puke up all my insides for 2 hours. Just like the Pilgrims and the Indians did. This may or may not be a true incident from my past. I'll never tell. (Okay yes I will-it happened a few years ago. Shhh.)

Things I Am Thankful For: 2005 Edition
- My AMAZING family
- My AMAZING friends
- Salt and Vinegar Pringles
- John Christ wine
- People who actually read this
- My awesome condo
- Evy brought in donuts this morning
- Donuts
- Peppermint Hot Chocolate from Starbucks
- Getting to leave at 3pm today
- All our troops
- The city of Cleveland and everyone who lives here and doesn't move to Baltimore
- My most recent haircut and highlight (you kick ass, Cheryl!!)
- "Lost", "Grey's Anatomy" and "The Office" and the hot men on all of them
- They keep paying me at work
- Christmas music
- MAC eyeshadow
- DVR/Tivo
- "Threshold" for not showing a severed head in a close up shot last night--oh wait a minute....
- That I live in this fantastic country that lets me vote and go to school and say whatever I want and wear white after Labor Day without persecution
- All 4 of my grandparents are still alive and I get to spend the holidays with them
- Cruise to Jamaica in January, bitches!!!
- The sh*tload of food I will be enjoying tomorrow and my Mom for cooking it
- That I am, quite literally, the luckiest most blessed person on this entire planet to be surrounded by so many wonderful people every single day who all make me feel special and who all make me laugh and who I love so much that I wish I could get them all in a giant group hug and squeeze them until they get a little uncomfortable.

To the people reading this: you make me feel special. I hope everyone has a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving! And seriously don't bring up the severed head on "Threshold" at dinner because it was really gross and could really put a damper on your holiday.

7 comments:

slcup said...

I love you, Sarah!

Lulu said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Sarah!

Love, A Shameless Lurker

Violet said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Sarah! You rock!

"AG" said...

Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for making me laugh all year!

ThatGirl7278 said...

I can't help but be a little bit sad because I wish I was having turkey this year.

But don't worry about me.

So, Happy Thanksgiving!

-Kami- said...

Hi Sarah!

I am most thankful for "Lost". I've never been so incredibly drenched in fascination with another show.

BTW, I love reading your blog, so I'm thankful for that, too!

Happy (well, late) Thanksgiving!

Adam said...

I'm most thankful for Sarah whom I may or may not marry in the near or far future!