Wednesday, March 21, 2007

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Plot keywords for the movie "300" according to IMDB.com:

Epic
Breasts
Graphic Violence
Beheading
Best Friend
Archer
Sword And Sandal
Disembowelment
Death Of Hero
Based On Graphic Novel
Tyrant
Persia
Siege
Bare Butt
Loss Of Son
Number In Title
Rape
Stabbed In The Arm
Stabbed In The Eye
Stabbed In The Shoulder
Stabbed To Death
Stabbed In The Back
Stabbed In The Head
Trampled To Death
Traitor
Stabbed In The Chest
Shot To Death
Shot In The Chest
Severed Leg
Severed Head
Severed Arm
Arrow
Violent Movie
Soldier
Death Of Son
Dismemberment
Female Nudity
Fall From Height
Elephant
War
Spartan
Persian
Impalement
Sex
Face Slap
Hunchback
Cliff
Blood
Betrayal
Beaten To Death
Blood Splatter
Corpse
Decapitation
Gore
Child In Peril
Gash In The Face
Honor
Death Of Child
Deformity
Death
Warrior
Ancient Greece
Warrior Race
Based On Comic Book
Sword
Political
Red Cape
Oracle
Massacre
Nudity
Grenade
Fall Off Cliff
Title Spoken By Character
Shield
Pit
Battle
Nude Girl
Battle Axe
Male Nudity
Love Slave
Slow Motion
Transvestite
Evisceration
Archery
Hand To Hand Combat
Historical
Rough Sex
Fantasy
Battle Scene
Father Son Relationship
5th Century B.c.
Rhinoceros
Ogre
Giant Man
Triceratops
Spear
Stylization
Adultery
Loss Of Husband
Husband Wife Relationship
Based On Novel

I'm pretty sure I won't be seeing this movie. I am vehemently against stylization. And Triceratops. Just kidding-Triceratops are awesome.

P.S. I should pull in some pretty sweet searches with this post. Welcome all perverts! I don't have any nudity here but I do have Grey's Anatomy and Lost recaps which I think we can all agree are just as stimulating. No? Okay your loss. See you on "Dateline: To Catch a Predator".

8 comments:

Sgt said...

Hey.. I was searching for "5th Century B.c. Rhinoceros on Triceratops Rough Sex" and I found your site... but all I found was Grey's Anatomy.

What gives?

CruiserMel said...

For the record - what Sgt just said has completely knocked whatever pithy comment I was going to make clear out of my head. But believe me, it was going to be funny as hell.

Lindystar said...

Damn it I've had enough of those "To catch a predetor" shows. It's on like every week, and yeah at first it was like "oh holy shit!! no way." But now I get it.

Yeah I'm sure it's most likely detouring a bunch of sickos and that kicks ass, but I want regular dateline back.

Why don't they just put it on cable and give it it's own channel?

Ooops sorry for the rant, btw your post is funny, -triceratops? You crack me up.

Nanook The Newfoundland said...

Dude - there was NO triceratops in that film. Trust me, I would remember. There was a rhinoceros in the film. No doubt some ass-monkey with three brain cells, none of which communicate with each other, wrote this list and misidentified a rhinoceros as a triceratops.

hey it could happen to anyone. They're both mamm...oh no wait. Okay well they're both dino...oh no...wait...well, they both have horns, and obviously the Persians rode them both into battl...oh no...wait - there's no way the Persians could have ridden a dinosaur into battle. BECAUSE THEY NEVER EXISTED CONCURRENTLY WITH HUMANITY OF ANY SORT.

Fuck it, whoever wrote the list for IMDB blows.

Johnny Virgil said...

Aw man. I was totally going to see this movie based on the fact that it had a triceratops. Now I'm bummed. Oh well. I'll still rent the DVD just on the basis of seeing Gore as the Love Slave of a Giant Man.

Carly said...

Elephant?

Glaziersgirl said...

Saw It!!! One of the most awesome movies ever, and I so don't do these kinds of movies. Go see for yourself, ok?

citygirl said...

The search people forgot to include "nipples", "man nipples" and "hard nipples". Those things are ALL OVER the place!