Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I just found this in my purse

Actual notes I took on the 7 different wines I drank at the wine tasting I went to with my family on Friday night-before which I went to happy hour and after which my drunk mother told me I should marry a man who is divorced*:

1. Backwards check mark**

2. Hell no!

3. Didn't make me puke.

4. Okay! Could drink this if I had to. Or if I'm already drunk.

5. GEW!

6. Seriously. Ga-gew.

7. Victory! I'm drunk!

*This is not to imply that my mother is a drunk. In fact she is quite the opposite of a drunk which explains why she was drunk after this wine tasting. It was seriously awesome. God I love my mom.

**Something you don't know about me: I make my check marks backward. I'm not really sure why, but I think it's because my clarinet teacher was left-handed and when she used to mark off the exercises in my book as I would do them, she checked them backwards. Now it's just habit for me. Another possible explanation: I am always drunk.


Johnny Virgil said...

tell me more about #3. I am always on the lookout for a nice red that doesn't make me puke.

Anonymous said...

And this is why I hate being out of the country. Your mom rules. -Steph

Anonymous said...

Please flesh out your mom's theory on marrying a divorce'. Color my curiousity piqued.


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John said...

one of the requirements of being divorced is having been married. just saying, I'm halfway there

H said...

I definitely want to hear about why you should marry someone who is divorced.

Anonymous said...

I think you should have tried them again after #7. I, personally, would have noticed a difference.