Okay, guys, we have some business to attend to. First of all, stop what you're doing and watch these two videos if you haven't already:
Sarah Silverman is f*cking Matt Damon. I don't like her all that much, but holy cripes this is funny.
Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert throw down. There were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Next, okay I know this story is horrible and awful, but oh. my. God. I laughed my ass off. This lady actually had a case of beer in a seatbelt but a 16 month old baby not in a seatbelt. Holy crap! Sidenote: Of course it was Busch beer. What other kind would it be. Honestly.
Here are some pictures I never showed you. First the backstory: On my birthday, John forgot it was my birthday until Scott wished me a happy one. Then after lunch, he came down to my office and delivered a present to me. It was wrapped in handmade wrapping paper:
Also he made me a card which was truly from the heart:
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Inside
Okay I tried to make a joke here about menstrual blood, but I almost made myself puke so we'll just let John's card be the end of the period jokes.
Lastly to my ladies of Cleveland. Have you heard of this new workout craze called Dance Dance Party Party? Basically you go to the workout room, listen to awesome music and just dance. Seriously. Dance as crazy as you want. Greatest workout class ever. So Steph heard about this and wrote to the DDPP creators and asked them when they were bringing their act to Cleveland. Their response? Find a space, and we'll send you everything you need to get started. So what did Steph do? She found a space! Are you effing kidding me? It's been like less than 2 weeks since she even found out about it, and now she has found a studio willing to let us have a class there, and Miss Danielle who might hate you has created a web site for it. Please take a look at it and read the FAQ section to get more info. The site is brand new so keep checking back for more information and a schedule. Then get your hot asses out here, and let's effing dance.
P.S. I promise this will be one of the only posts where I will say "menstrual blood".
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8 comments:
"period juice"- that' funny.
i'm not a huge sarah silverman fan either but that video cracks me UP.
huh? fun workout? awesome. I think its my destiny to move to cleveland since my hot bf lives there (ahem) so when that happens im totaly there! id put you all to shame though, cus im one heck of a dancer. and im totally lying
Goo, John. Goo! -Steph
PS - off topic, but i couldnt find an email link. stalker. Like forever ago you talked about a restaurant, that had good mac and cheese and i might venture to say it was a mac and cheese restaurant? did i imagine this? if so, where is it? it wasnt the nasty macaroni grill, that doesnt even have macaroni.
i tried googling macaroni cleveland but you should see what comes up....
Mon, it's called Cheddars and it's on Detroit Rd. I do need to get an email link huh?
I effing love that F*cking Matt Damon video! And how effing hot is he looking in it? yowza!
I was just wondering if for some reason, you could tell me how I would go about starting the DDPP?? I think my friends and I (and other peeps) in the area would love it!!
And that card was hilarious!
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Idea #527, all my girlfriends did was email the originals at dancedancepartyparty@gmail.com. They will tell you what to do from there. Awesome!
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