Monday, December 19, 2005

5 Weird Habits

I got tagged by John, but I didn't really feel it.

5 Weird Habits:

1. When I eat Skittles, I eat all the orange, yellow and green ones first then I eat the red and purple last - 1 red and 1 purple at a time.

2. I chew on the inside of my cheeks and on my thumbs. This is weird because it hurts and looks disgusting, but I can't stop doing it. Somebody please help me.

3. I bounce my legs up and down really fast when I'm sitting down. I don't even notice that I do it, but then all of a sudden someone will say, "Why is the goddamn table shaking?" and I realize it's because of me. At this point people who know me really well will kick me or put their hand on my leg to stop it. Or to cop a feel. I can't tell which one. When it's Steph it's definitely to cop a feel.

4. I hate scary movies so much that when a new one comes out, I search the Internet to find out everything I can about it-especially all the gross parts-because it makes me less afraid of it. Isn't that the dumbest thing you've ever heard.

5. Cocaine.

Just kidding.

5 for real. Now we're getting into some seriously OCD stuff. When I put on deoderant in the morning (points for putting it on, lady who sits by me and obviously never wears it) I actually count the number of strokes. Then when I do the other armpit I have to do the same number. Holy crap what is wrong with me.

I honestly can't believe I just told the entire Internet that deoderant thing.

I tag SLCUPS, Violet and Abrasive Grace.

7 comments:

Matt said...

That's not normal with deoderant? Damn.

"AG" said...

Yay! I got tagged!

slcup said...

OK, I'm done. C'mon over and read all about my weirdness.

Rebecca said...

Besides my mom and I, you are the only other person I know who chews the insides of your cheeks. If you figure out how to stop, let me know!

Matthew said...

I definitely do 2, 3, and real 5 also. Im a deodorant freak. And my thumbs look like an accountant's pencil.

Oh yeah, your blog is hilarious and I love it.

BEVIS said...

*laughs*


(... but in a good way ...)

citygirl said...

I do the same thing with deoderant! I chew the inside of my cheeks too! Uh oh, does this mean I'm NOT ok?