Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Seriously

















Um...me. And you're not.

15 comments:

Stephanie said...

Amen.

And Hah! ;)

Me! said...

Good Lord! I couldn't agree with you more!

Unknown said...

I second that.

Unknown said...

is your paper really called "The Plain Dealer?"

Thats just retarded

Adam said...

Young lady, now that you are the thing that determines what is normal, can I ask you the questions I've been storing up to unleash on such a person?


Is it normal to pretend to be not nice to totally disguise the fact that you might actually be nice and therefore boring?

Is it normal to have absolutely no aspirations, or career goals, or actually any goals, you just like seeing stuff happen?

Is it normal to put the 2 minute noodle flavouring after you've cooked and dished up said noodles?

Is it normal to say 'waaaghagabaloogerashimshimsallysciparamaandingdongerdooo" as a legitimate response to important life questions?

Thanks.

Unknown said...

Adam -

You forgot one:

Is it normal to not throw away a christmas tree and then decorate it for every subsequent holiday?

(not that im complaining, that is the highlight of my month when a new theme is unveiled)

Fizzgig said...

Hey, Mathew to us small town folk, the Plain Dealer is big city news!!
I dunno about you all, but I'm tuning into the Diane Sawyer/Tom Cruise interview this Friday! I can't wait to see what comes out of that freaks mouth next!

Kukka-Maria said...

Actually, wasn't Tom the one who decided what was "normal" when he took a stand against Brooke Shield's decision to address her Postpartum Depression with medication?

What a goofy effer Maverick turned out to be, huh?

russ said...

Yeah Matthew, I really wish we had a nice, staid, boring paper name like the Times, Herald or Journal. Much cooler.

Nessa Happens said...

Aaaaaamen!

Anonymous said...

Hey Adam-

Is it normal for a bastard like yourself to live your life reading people's blogs that you don't agree with and obviously don't understand?

GET A SENSE OF HUMOR AND A LIFE!!

Sarah said...

Oh no, no, no! It's okay! Adam is okay. I believe he is asking those questions about himself because he is going through some life changes right now. Don't worry, Adam loves me. Right, Adam?? If you did ask those questions as a way to make fun of me then I will fight you after school.

Anonymous said...

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Adam said...

Whoa! I think this is my first beating up via anonymousness. Whoooyeah! Yes, the Sarah, not only is my love for/of/about you still mostly intact but I am fairly proud that I'm sure I was your first international wedding proposal, or you were mine, or somesuch.