Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Nothing about this is remotely sad

I think I'm just going to completely give up on men in light of this new information. A robot would be just as easy to turn on, and if it started to consider moving away I could probably fix that with some kind of software download.

1. Teledildonics is the best word I've ever heard.
2. Look at the picture of that guy. Doesn't he look like someone who would be in the sex toy business.

7 comments:

Mon said...

I got one thing out of that article. Sex. With. Jude. Law. Now, if he looks all "Cold Mountain" I'm all over it!!

slcup said...

Teledildonics is a word I'll definitely be adding to my vocab.

AL said...

Uh... Sarah, I thought Bruce sometimes reads this column. Is he cool with you blogging about such things??

John said...

I posted the orange peeling tutorial aptly titled "Teledildonics" for you.

Cameron said...

Hi, long time listener first time caller. This post has confirmed the fact that Sarah isn’t in the know, she is the know. I have given up on mainstream media and rely solely on this blog for all useful information from now on. One more thing, where are the holiday tree pics?

Sarah said...

AL, it's okay. Bruce knows I'm a) gross and b) never serious.

John, we are BFF.

Cameron, thanks for commenting! No worries-the holiday tree decorating is tonight.

Matthew said...

oh sarah. cameron feels my pain. holiday tree!!!

on a side note, i think that the whole teledildonics article can be summed up with one phrase..."only in san francisco"