I think I'm just going to completely give up on men in light of this new information. A robot would be just as easy to turn on, and if it started to consider moving away I could probably fix that with some kind of software download.
1. Teledildonics is the best word I've ever heard.
2. Look at the picture of that guy. Doesn't he look like someone who would be in the sex toy business.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Nothing about this is remotely sad
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I got one thing out of that article. Sex. With. Jude. Law. Now, if he looks all "Cold Mountain" I'm all over it!!
Teledildonics is a word I'll definitely be adding to my vocab.
Uh... Sarah, I thought Bruce sometimes reads this column. Is he cool with you blogging about such things??
I posted the orange peeling tutorial aptly titled "Teledildonics" for you.
AL, it's okay. Bruce knows I'm a) gross and b) never serious.
John, we are BFF.
Cameron, thanks for commenting! No worries-the holiday tree decorating is tonight.
oh sarah. cameron feels my pain. holiday tree!!!
on a side note, i think that the whole teledildonics article can be summed up with one phrase..."only in san francisco"
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