Thursday, May 18, 2006

Rasheed Wallace, why don't you go EAC

Cavs: I know I said I didn't want to talk about them because I'm afraid of jinxing them. However, I just want to say that last night's game was so amazing, I think I'm still on an adrenaline high. I bought a new Cavs t-shirt yesterday and wore it to the bar to watch the game, and I really think that is why we won. So you can bet your ass I'll be wearing it Friday.

Lost: This is getting extremely interesting. Why is Sayid so freaking awesome. And how come I love Sawyer and Jack as semi-friends so unbelievably much. Two hour season finale next week. TWO HOURS!! I'm not sure I can handle it.

So my boss' boss just called me and said, "Do you know what today is?" I had no idea what she was talking about. Then she said, "It's your 8 year anniversary with the company." EIGHT YEARS. Granted they count from when I was an intern but still. Eight years, people! I've never heard anything more depressing. 1 - I didn't think I'd be here this long and 2 - how effing old am I?

She told me to go eat a piece of cake with a candle in it to celebrate. I'm pretty sure by "piece of cake" she meant "cranberry and vodka". Since she's my superior I have no choice but to oblige.

Feeling so old reminded me of something Steph told us about a month ago. She heard on Dr. Phil that when you hit age 32 your tissue starts dying faster than it regenerates. So basically you age faster. So basically in 2 and a half years, I will start aging more rapidly. So basically I will be having 2 cranberry and vodkas at lunch today.

12 comments:

Mon said...

Well gee, I'm sooo glad I stopped by to get a dose of "you have 2 years til you start looking older than dirt" Lucky for the world, I saw Dr Oz on Oprah, who said you only get wrinkles from dry skin. If you keep well hydrated, it will significantly slow the process. And since without Oprah there'd BE no Dr. Phil. Mine's better!
Lost. Um, I could go on for hours about what is happening there. Love. It. Only I want Michael to die now.

matt said...

Michael sucks a lot right now.

Anonymous said...

Sarah! You make me look like a Dr. Phil watcher...you didn't mention I had just woken from a rough red eye flight and I was doped on antibiotics. Dammit, now the internet world will judge me. Though, he totally did say that. -steph

russ said...

Go effin' Cavs.

It is unbelievable that I can root for a team to "just hang in there" until the fourth quarter because I know how good LeBron is down to the wire. This is not Cleveland sports! Cleveland sports teams need a good healthy lead from the get-go to keep their inferiority complex from ruining their game. Cleveland sports teams fear the fourth quarter. Cleveland sports teams never have The Guy who can throw 3 Ks in the ninth, can calmly march the 2minute drill down the field, or who can DISH THE BALL TO OUR THIRD CHOICE BIG MAN DREW GOODEN WHO WILL THEN STEP UP AND PUT DOWN THE GO AHEAD BUCKET AGAINST THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE TO LEAD IN A SERIES THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO NOT EVEN CONTEND.

Day-yum.

"They're not the big bad wolf".

I love this kid.

"AG" said...

I look better at 38 than I did at 32, which means I'm looking better more quickly.

mckay said...

cranberries are an antioxidant, so you're actually drinking an anti-aging elixir.

Sarah said...

McKay = new best friend

Nessa said...

I'm pretty sure vodka is an anti-aging serum also. My Norwegian great-grandmother drank vodka regularly, and she lived to be a gazillion years old, wore miniskirts up until the day she died, and sunbathed nude.

I should add, she sunbathed nude and didn't garner screams of horror or spread a swath of blindness in her wake. What I'm saying is, make it three vodka and cranberries, and you too could be my Norwegian great grandmother.

Dad said...

Sarah, happy eight year anniversary!! The years go real fast.

russ said...

I just figured out EAC.

danielle said...

congrats on your big 8 hor. you know what, i think my tissue is already degenerating at the speed of light. i looked in the mirror yesterday and noticed that i look old. why haven't i seen this before? i was so cute 3 years ago. now i'm just old.

russ said...

Oh shup... danielle's a big ole liar.