Friday, November 09, 2007

Stupid effing strike

I don't even want to think about the fact that next week's episode of The Office is the last one because of this strike. I am devastated.

Let's try to ignore that and talk shows.

SPOILERS

Effing Grey's. I hate and love it so much. I really hated the Izzie-George sex scenes, but if that's what I have to suffer through for them to finally and mercifully be over, I will do it. So I guess the storyline is that they have no chemistry. Hey great idea, writers. We only told you that a year ago. Whatever-let's hurry up and derail that BS ASAP. I want to like Izzie. I really do. But they have really ruined her character. I'm really hoping they can redeem her and George now.

New cardiologist=awful. Yay she's a great surgeon whatever. She's annoying. And she's messing up Christina's universe, and it's pissing me off. I guess that's the point. Also she is obviously a cyborg because there is no straight woman out there who is not attracted to McSteamy. He is so beautiful, I actually get dizzy looking at him.

Meredith is such an effing bitch. She has every right to decide not to get to know her sister, but she doesn't have to be a giant C U Next Tuesday about it. I was glad Lexie finally told her off. And Alex, too. Then Lexie was all nice and trying to be a part of her life again. Lexie, you are way too nice. I'd have given up a long time ago.

One more injustice was finally corrected last night: Bailey was made Chief Resident. All I have to say about that is it's about effing time.

The Office
First of all Michael was making fun of Ryan's retreat he called it Broken Mountain. Second of all Dwight keeps a machete in the ceiling. Good Lord that's funny.

Jim's glimpse into his bleak future was hilarious. Plus the whole birthday plotline showed that it's not always Michael being annoying-the people in the office are annoying, too. Pam almost got Jim to gather everyone in the conference room like Michael. Oh and when he started to complain about Toby, I couldn't deal.

Other highlights:

- Do I believe that Michael has the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let's put it this way: no I do not.

- Blacks do crack. Not the drug.

- You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.

- Tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.

- The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant.

- I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!

- Mosy days I just sit and wait for the break.

30 Rock
Okay seriously when they panned to Jack and his hair was completely out of control and he said, "I called this meeting today to discuss what happened at Kenneth's party last night", I absolutely lost it. I mean I flat out started choking during that scene with the flashbacks. That show is brilliant!

8 comments:

ThatGirl7278 said...

I think it was a Samurai sword actually. But I LOVED the blow dart gun in the toilet. I couldn't stop laughing at that. :)

As for Grey's... now I remember why I didn't care for the show in the beginning. Meredith is SERIOUSLY effed up.

Anonymous said...

"Then I'd cut off your fingers so no one could ID you -- they'd call me the Overkill Killer."

So Buttons said...

Do you have it on good authority that next week's Office will be the last one until writing resumes? It seems to me that episodes are shot much earlier in advance than that. That's a hard nut to swallow, Cleveland. Between this and the thing about how the Rockefellers have designed AIDS, cancer, tobacco and rap to exterminate 80% of the global population, I'm pretty bummed.

Anonymous said...

According to this cnn article, this coming weeks episode is the last of the office until the strike breaks. (Towards the bottom.) The Office isn't still shooting the already written material because Steve Carrel won't cross the picket line. (I applaud him for that.)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I wanna see Pam nekkid.

Sassy Blondie said...

Why can't they just give the effing writers what they want? What's the big deal? They write the shit, don't they?

And Grey's was so good this week BECAUSE they are finally going to dump this Izzie-George farce!
And Sarah, I think the new cardiac surgeon doesn't think McSteamy is hot because she likes girls. Maybe she's mean to Christina because she wants her.
Meredith-B.I.T.C.H. Get over yourself already! I had a worse childhood than that, and I can appreciate beautiful men and half-sisters. Jesus!

30 Rock-the party. Too effing funny!

The Office-The fact that Dwight hides all of those weapons and NO ONE says a word? Priceless.
And I love Jim. I just love him.

The HOR blogger said...

OH Hokay you complete me in a way only a blogging girl that watches Grey's can.

You just put into words EXACTLY to the absolute T how I felt about that episode. Just beautiful.

Just one thing though? Can I please call Merideth a STUPID SWAMP FUCKING HOR? Gawd I'm so sick of her commitment THING. Come on Greys writers we GET it! Now fix that part of her life and just screw something else up. God give the beotch cancer or something but for heavens sake make her stay the NIGHT with dreamy and be nice to her damn sister. FUCK!

ok thanx :)

CruiserMel said...

I thought I was the only one who didn't like that new cardiologist dyke. Even when she was in "Silence of the Lambs" about to get kidnapped by the killer dude, I was like "WTF? She's gross!"

Okay - apparently I need to adjust my attitude tonight. She can't help it if she's gross.

Ohhhh - and she's not even that great at acting, is she? She's on "Weeds" on Showtime, too - and I'm like "WTF? She's gross!" on that one, too.