Thursday, April 26, 2007

A few things that are on my mind

- Re: Lost: I shat myself. We will discuss later.

- If you are driving a minivan, the word "sexy" should not appear anywhere in your vanity license plate.

- On Tuesday I watched this show on the National Geographic channel-seriously I did. Yes I get that channel. Yes I watch things that can be considered educational and that don't star Charlie Salinger. Stop laughing. It was about UFOs obviously, and it was hosted by Peter Jennings. Can I just say how much I miss him? Anyway, I would never in a million years claim that there is no way aliens exist. It takes a certain amount of arrogance to claim that you know that for certain. I mean there is no way you could possibly know that so stop being a dick (not you). But I'm pretty sure that 99% of the people who claim they've been abducted are totally insane. One lady who was probably 60 years old said that the aliens showed her an alien baby, and she "instantly knew" it was hers, and she said, "That's my baby!" and the alien was like, "No it's ours!" What? Why in the world would aliens want to breed with us. If they can come here that means they are literally about a million years more advanced than us. Who seeks out the retards of the universe to have babies with them? I mean I don't go to the hills of West Virginia to find men. I'm just saying. P.S. If you are from the hills of West Virginia and are intelligent and not inbred and I've insulted you, I am really sorry. Also if you are a cute boy, call me.

- Remember how a couple posts ago I was pining over this? The next day, John sent me the music from two of the CDs. He went out and downloaded it to give to me. Um...I don't know if I've mentioned this, but John is AWESOME!! John, I will make out with you right here. If your wife disapproves, I will make out with her, too.

4 comments:

Skeezix said...

I miss Peter Jennings too, he was my go-to man for news.

HAhah! I love your analogy of aliens and men from West Virginia.

Actually Peter Jennings could tell me he fathered alien babies and I'd believe him.

Sarah said...

Skeezix, I think the best part about the show was that Peter Jennings was so totally not buying it. It was subtle, but you could tell he was like, "These people are insane." It was so awesome!

Sassy Blondie said...

Do you remember a few years back that one of the major networks carried the "Alien Autopsy" event? LOL Too ridiculous!

Also, I can't wait til the Lost post...I am completely embarrassed at my non recognition of the parachuter.

Christian said...

Thanks Sarah! I own a mocha-colored minivan now. Did you have to remind me of how un-sexy I am. Debbie threatened to leave me over it, but it hauled the three of us and another family to the beach in Mexico so she has only filed for a separation. And in case you're wondering, we call it Van Go. Sexy.