Thursday, April 07, 2005

I'm fully dilated

An artistic rendering of what my eyes look like right now after having my biennial eye exam:



P.S. If anyone needs an extra contact case, let me know. The guy gave me 8 of them. I'm not even exaggerating. If you want one I'll autograph it for you and send it out. What-my autograph's gotta be worth like 3 cents on eBay.

P.P.S. How gross is that post title. Seriously.

11 comments:

jess. said...

HA HA HA!

So gross!

slcup said...

I've always enjoyed your artistic renderings - they're classic.

Carly said...

OMG, I thought you were having a baby.

Don't you hate the part of the eye exam where the doctor takes a tiny flashlight sort of instrument and says "Loook straight ahead" and then proceeds to examine your eye while his face is 2.5" from your face? It makes my want to giggle in nervous hysterics. Dude, you're in my space!

slcup said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that gets the giggles during the "dance space" invasion.

ARM said...

I get the giggles, too. I don't like it when they get that close to my face...it's creepy

Johnny Virgil said...

I bring you love........(if you're a simpsons fan, you'll know what I'm talkin' about.)

Oh, that girl. said...

Ha ha! Mr. Burns. I always hated it because there breath was right on my face. It was very uncomfortable. But if he's hot, then its not such a bad thing.

ARM said...

It's worse when they're hot. Then you get even more giggly

Sarah said...

My eye doctor is decidedly NOT hot. But I'm pretty sure we made out. I couldn't really tell because I was completely blinded by the 1000 watt light bulb shining directly into my eye, but I'm counting it.

Scott said...

     I was enjoying this post until the part about making out with the doctor, since not only am I a hetero guy with a male doctor, my doctor is my father. ew.

Oh, that girl. said...

Welcome to kentucky!