Thursday, May 05, 2005

Guess who's back, back again

Heidey-ho, neighbors! It's been a while. You look terrific. Did you do something new with your hair?

My trip was awesome. I landed in Cleveland an hour and a half ago down $175 but up 17 trillion pounds. I can't believe how much we ate on this trip. So to counteract it I came home and immediately ate McDonald's. I got married Monday night, but Britney Spears's mom came out and forced me to get it annulled. Man that lady loves annulments.

So pretty much I did nothing but eat, sleep, drink, gamble and lay out, and I am absolutely exhausted so I am going to put off unpacking and go to bed. I will write more later.

I hope you all had wonderful weeks even though I know mine was better.

P.S. Oh you better believe we will be dicussing the Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise situation. I go on one lousy vacation and all effing hell breaks loose. Goddammit Tom. We will have words.

13 comments:

Scott said...

You were gone?? Hmmm... I hadn't noticed.

Erik with a K said...

Scott missed you so much, he started wearing low-cut blouses and looking at his own non-existent cleavage, it was kind of embarassing really.

Glad you're back and had fun gambling and laying out.

"AG" said...

I am so glad someone else will have words with Tom about this!

Welcome back. :)

John said...

One day the whole team went to lunch without me. Also, what words are you having with Tom because while you're at it, let him know that Katie is all mine.

Tigerlily said...

OH
MY
GOD!
When the Tom and Katie thing broke, I was SO going to bust loose on that issue. But I was all, "Sarah ain't here to revel in this, I'll save it!"
SO FUNNY, that is one of the first things on your mind, besides my dogs balls.

Carly said...

...Shady's back - tell a friend

I was hoping to see you to talk about the other Bride, but now that story's old news. Oh well.

Gordon said...

I'm very disappointed that nobody came back married. Not good times.....

danielle said...

did you tell that hor lynne spears i said hi? that crazy em-effer.

slcup said...

Just as Toren was waiting for you to return, I, too, have a thing or two to say about creepy Tom and Katie. Glad you're back!

ThatGirl7278 said...

Tom and Katie... it's all just so wrong. *shudder* Looking forward to a sordid Vegas story.
Welcome back!

ORF said...

Man, I was in the elevator at my yoga studio w/ Katie Holmes the week before the news broke and the b*tch kept it to herself. She is one skinny b*tch. We should send HER the fat roll, Sarah.

Kara0303 said...

Ah, the irony of one of the top 5's of my life gettin' it on with the love of my exboyfriend's life. The world is a cruel, cruel place.

ARM said...

Goddammit Tom. We will have words.

Excellent.