Sunday, May 15, 2005

It's a jungle out there

Some people like to mow their lawn in the spring. Apparently my landlord is not one of them:



That is a standard 12 inch ruler. This lawn plus the Christmas lights that I still have up (I don't turn them on, but they're still up and highly visible during daylight hours) only serve to further the look I'm trying to go for with my apartment which is a mix of "White Trash" and "I Am The One Who Is Bringing Down Your Property Value".

P.S. I just realized that my parents are reading my blog now, and in one of my earlier posts I told the entire Internet that if they came and slept in my bed I would let them touch my boobs over my shirt. Nothing about that is embarrassing.

12 comments:

BTExpress said...

I'm pretty new to your blog so pardon me if this question has been answered before, but did you find someone to hold you and your boobs?

Hi Mom & Dad!

Charlotte said...

I have a similar problem, only my husband is the one that doesn't mow the lawn! The neighbors try to get us to mow it by clearing a 3 foot strip right in the front of my yard when they mow.. which only pisses me off and makes me purposefully let it become a jungle. What really puts my panties in a wad is they mow EVERYONE elses yard in the neighborhood for free, except ours! I'm thinking of hiding stones in everyones yard.. that'll teach the fuckers! (oopps.. sorry for the language Sarahs mom&dad :)

danielle said...

hi mom and dad. sarah, this picture makes you seem like you're probably not even a foot tall. i like it, but that's what it makes me think.

John said...

yeah boobs over the shirt is the one I'd be worried about not the post about a girl who knobbed a whole fraternity.

Scott said...

Is charlotte's post a metaphor or is she talking about her actual lawn? Man I am confused - I feel like that poor misguided middle-school girl.

Charlotte said...

oh I am so going to miss reading your blog while i'm gone for the next week.. and yes Scott, my neighbor mows my lawn... he just doesn't do a very good job. ;)

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Mowing the lawn = blows

Sarah said...

Danielle, remember I am only a floating head. I am really short.

John, my parents already know the BJ story. I told them that one way back in college. I'm sure it made them feel really good about the people I was meeting.

~jess~ said...

That's cool that your parents read your blog. Sometimes I think I should tell my parents / friends about mine and then I think that I could never bitch about them again and decide it's a bad idea.

I laughed so hard at that post. You're wonderful, especially on Mondays.

Carly said...

Hey you've even got a trailer in the 'hood. I am proud to know you.

Kara0303 said...

Your yard looks an aweful lot like mine currently does. The problem is that I am the responsible party for my lawn and I just don't mow lawns. Hell, I don't even know how to turn the thing on! Anyway, my cat takes her yarn ball with her when she goes out, unraveling it along the way so she can find her way back to the house.

danielle said...

i need to live where scott's brain is.