Monday, May 23, 2005

Hit me baby one more time

Um...holy shit, you guys! Have you heard about this new show on NBC called "Hit Me Baby One More Time"???? Bands from the past compete with each other by singing their big hit from back then and a new current hit, and then the audience votes on who should get a second chance at stardom. Here is only a partial list of the performers they are bringing back for this:

- Arrested Development
- Tiffany
- Vanilla Ice
- Loverboy
- Flock of Seagulls

I am completely losing my mind. It's like someone at NBC reached directly into my brain, pulled out all my deepest thoughts (Flock of Seagulls is one of my deepest thoughts) and then used it all to create a show solely for me. I had other things to write about tonight, but I can't remember any of them* because all I can think about is this show premiering in one week. All I know is, Tiffany better effing win or heads will roll. You listening, NBC and the rest of America!? TIFFANY!!!!

*Although I do remember one thing: last night I was watching "Law & Order: SVU", and Martin Short was guest starring as a guy who rapes virgins. In my head all I saw was Ed Grimley, and he was talking about how pure virgins were and how "surprised" they looked when he would have sex with them. As expected I immediately took a steel wool shower and then cried underneath my covers for a half hour. Gew.

13 comments:

ARM said...

I saw that commercial last night...can't wait. It's gonna be a sweet ass show.

Matt said...

Sarah, I have never been as excited about a reality show as I am this one. I think I might actually call in and vote. That's unheard of for me. I seriously can't wait. For some reason I thought it started this Thursday, but I'm not positive. We should get together and watch it. We can sing along. It'll be great.

Gordon said...

If this series isn't exactly what Tivo was made for, then I don't know what is. And Sarah..I'm sorry my friend, but this show is all about Arrested Development....really....

Matt said...

Two words Gordo - Wang Chung. They'll be back with a vengeance.

bub said...

surprisingly, i'm with gordo...it's all about arrested development. all of the other bands are a friggin' joke compared to those guys. all i have to say is "tennessee"

Anonymous said...

The fact that Big Country or Falco isn't in the mix, just means its all a bad dream.

Johnny Virgil said...

I gotta say, that new duran duran song is pretty damn catchy.

John said...

eat a cock bitches I'm visitor #10,000

danielle said...

yeah. eat a cock.

hey, i did actually pee myself when i heard about this show. the title is fan-tastic.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

I just took a screen shot of JV's comment that he loves Duran Duran.

I'm going to send it to him on his birthday every year for the rest of his life.

I really am.

danielle said...

i heart shamus.

Anonymous said...

I think you are all screwed in the head!!! This pathetic show looks like it was produced by satan himself and YOU ALL ARE DUPED INTO IT!!!!! All of these one hit wonders sucking satan's rod AGAIN so they can poison your mind with this crappy music...then when that show is over..you'll switch back to EMPTY-V or disposable idol

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