Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I'm so effing tired

Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger got married.

Um...wtf? I must be the only one who didn't even know they were dating because this shocked the hell out of me, and it says they have been dating since January. I love country music, and Kenny Chesney is awesome but not to like marry and have sex with. Oh well. This is good news. They're both from the south, and Kenny is way better than Jack White who, by the way, should really think about getting some sun sometime this decade.

P.S. The subject line is due to my insomnia and is also why this post totally sucks. I am a walking zombie and am currently unable to produce a post of any value (unlike all my other posts which are very, very valuable). Anyway, since I couldn't sleep I watched movies last night, and I have come to an extremely important conclusion. Please pay close attention to this:

The Rock is seriously hot.

Take off your shirt, Rock. Right now.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

First of all, the Rock is like 5'2" so you would probably tower over him. Second, Renee Zellweger is one of the most non-pretty actresses out there. Seriously, did she suck on nothing but lemons as a kid?? Is she imploding?? What???

Sarah said...

Anon, actually The Rock is like 6'4" so I will make out with him. But I agree with you about Renee. What's with the lemon face? It's actually rather freaky. Plus she is literally disappearing right in front of us. When she turns sideways you can't see her.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I seriously think Renee is imploding. It's like her ass is trying to eat her face from the inside. That's what happens when you don't feed yourself. And you're right about The Rock. He's actually 6'5", 260lbs (I checked). Good call then.

Tigerlily said...

This makes me want to wretch. And she IS imploding, it was on CNN earlier.

Gordon said...

It was on CNN? How does that qualify as news? Unless Renee actually implodes, it's not news.

slcup said...

Holy effing crap! How did I not know this? I thought she was dating Damien Rice. Man, did NOT see this coming.

Johnny Virgil said...

He prefers to be addressed as Mr. The Rock.

John said...

when I clicked your "The Rock" link and his picture came up, for a second I thought it was me because I was only looking at the arms but then I saw his face and realized I have a much prettier face.

Diane said...

I used to have a life size cardboard cutout of him at my place at school. At that time, Sarah thought his head was mis-shapened. Glad to see you join my side finally.

stewbie2 said...

I also have a "Rock" post somewhere in the depths of my blog. Delish.

sharda said...

Diane, that life-sized cutout gave me nightmares the first time I saw it. Now everytime someone mentions The Rock, I picture your living room wall.

~jess~ said...

Dating since January? And they're getting married? That's so fucked up. No wonder Hollywood marriages never last.

Maybe if they got to know each other first...

BTExpress said...

I don't give it till the end of the year and I hate skinny chicks. I mean, you could actually get hurt going down on her. Maybe even poke out an eye or break a tooth.

Carly said...

Kenny is a very cough cough LITTLE man from what I hear. I know someone who dated a guy who worked on his tour and she said the guys make fun of him about it all the time.

He is also a skank who will sleep with any woman that has a pulse. Ugh.

This marriage will not last.

danielle said...

at work, i constantly tell chico to take his shirt off but he just tells me to take mine off so i do.