Thursday, July 21, 2005

Thanks, you guys

I just want to thank everyone for their kind comments regarding the recent vacancy of my speed dial #2. You guys are so awesome. I have decided I will put all of you in the #2 spot now.

Oh and Van, are you stalking me? Because that would be super. Just kidding-I would love for your piece to be on me.

There are a lot of things going on that we need to talk about-like the new Supreme Court Justice nominee. Fortunately, I don't know anything about that so we get to talk about Jude Law.

He cheated on his fiance 3 months after getting engaged to her and apparently-according to my sources (E! Online)-did it with more than one person. This is shocking to me. Oh not the cheating part-come on he's famous and has a penis. I am shocked that he actually found more girls to sleep with him. He must throw money at them or something. There's no other explanation for why more than zero women would willingly sleep with one of the most unappealing-and effeminate-men in history. I hope his fiance leaves him.

I know some of you disagree with me about him, but have you seen this picture? Nothing about it is okay.

15 comments:

"AG" said...

EWWWWWWW! That pic!!!!

Carly said...

that's not george michael? it's bad.

Oh, that girl. said...

I totally agree. I do not think he is even one iota attractive. Yucky! I want a manly man! You know? Not some pretty boy wanna be who should really be a man.

Gordon said...

That is the most gayest thing I have ever seen. And not even in a funny way. More in a "holy crap I'm going to puke" way.

slcup said...

That pic has got to go. Not only did he cheat on Sienna with the nanny, he did it with the kids at home AND THEY'RE THE ONES THAT RATTED ON HIM. Those kids are gonna be serious head cases. Can't wait.

Gordon said...

ooh, SLC, I totally did not know that...can we get a pool going on when one of those kids ends up in drug rehab? I'll take June 2014....

heather said...

And he's trying to entice us with a nipple??? If you squint A LOT it almost looks like an old pic of Madonna. hehehe.

heather said...

OH yeah - and for manly men - I vote for Vin Diesel!! YUMMY! Now that's one fine young speciman of a man mmmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmm!

ORF said...

He lost my respect after "Huckabees" because he sucked so bad in that movie. Oh, and also "Closer." He sucked in that too. Oh, and when he attempted to do a Southern accent in "Cold Mountain." Hmmm...it would seem my dislike for this man goes back further than I realized. I should talk to my therapist about this. Anyway, Sarah, do you read Go Fug Yourself? http://gofugyourself.typepad.com? They had a couple of choice pics of Jude and Siena last week. Be sure to check them out.

Oh, that girl. said...

I was a little disapointed. I thought for sure you would have watched, "so you think you can dance"? on Fox last night and have something to say. If you had, you would have seen a black dancer version of Mr. Law. The best line was, "I don't understand what's not Masculine about dancing with a ribbon?"

Golightly said...

He has his off/on days with me. That picture is CREEPY. Ew.

Johnny Virgil said...

He should just go for the Kimchop and get it over with.

Carly said...

I can't believe no one asked who speed dial #1 is... did I miss something????

Mon said...

That is a bad pic! lol! Sometimes I think he is cute, but I agree, effeminate! But, then, I have no room to talk, cus I have the super hots for Orlando Bloom!!!! We are saving ourselves for marriage so we havn't hooked up yet, but you know, I'm still his #1 pick!

Shannon said...

I had no idea he was so gay.

Not that there is anything wrong with that!!