Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Writer's block

I can't think of anything to post about tonight. Only three things are running through my head at this time:

1. iTunes should be cheaper. It's pretty effing awesome, but they really take your money right out of your ass, don't they?

2. Hilary Duff rules.

3. I saw this bumper sticker today, and it pissed me off:

Fight prime time...read a book.

This is troublesome. What the hell kind of message are we sending to our youth today? Come on, America. We need to be more responsible than that.

Sorry this post sucks. Ah-you guys are fine. You'll read anything as long as it's not work-related. Bunch of slackers (aka "my kind of people").

P.S. You guys should buy art from this guy. I did on Saturday, and it's awesome.

24 comments:

Adam said...

This isn't fair, even when you are boring you are still pretty funny/'damn entertaining'/okayish.

I've decided that based purely on your entertainingness, if you need to marry anyone in Australia, I want to be first in line*.

Thanks.




* Not a real offer. Um, actually it is. No. Yes.

Oh, that girl. said...

AWESOME ART WORK...and if I ever become a lesbian and you do to, I want to be first in line for that.

slcup said...

Uh-huh, MPM, Sarah's mine first. We're BFF.

slcup said...

But I'm not a lesbian, I really like cock.

Anonymous said...

Whoa princess, SCANDELOUS. What's your number, cause I know a few people that have what you are looking for!!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. What is so wrong about that bumper sticker?

Sarah said...

Adam, no one has ever called me "okayish" before. That is awesome. I accept your offer. Let's marry at once. I will be taking your name so everyone should now call me Sarah Australian (in my head your full name is Adam Australian).

MPM, SLCUPS is right. We are BFF so she gets first dibs. But don't worry-I think if I was a lesbian there would be plenty of Okay Seriously to go around.

Anon #2, because it discourages kids from watching TV and pushes them to "read". It's shameful. Oh also I was being sarcastic. But not about Hilary Duff. I seriously love her.

Gordon said...

"But I'm not a lesbian, I really like cock."

That phrase always makes me smile--

I'm such a sicko.....

slcup said...

Cock's a nicer word than "penis".

Gordon said...

Exactly, it's a much better word than 'penis'. Kind of like how the word 'vagina' doesn't really make me laugh....

slcup said...

If said with an "f" instead of a "v" it's funny. Try it.

Johnny Virgil said...

wait, I thought I tunes was free. Oh, you mean you actually buy music from them? Ah. I see.

Anonymous said...

SLC, Are you saying that vagina is much better when you "eff" it?

~Phyllis

Anonymous said...

...and I apologize for the crude humour.
~phyllis

Adam said...

Crude humour is way okay. Waaaaaayyy okay.

Double posting however.....


"Sarah Australian" has a very nice ring to it. I'm glad I was born here, I would have felt crazy guilty if in accepting marriage you had to become "Sarah Republic of China-ian" or "Sarah United Tongan Islands-ian".

Anyone want to chuck some words to clarify BFF?

danielle said...

oh hey, yeah BFF stands for bitchin' flag fandangos.

danielle said...

and I'M the mufflet. if anyone here becomes a lezzy, i get to do them first.

Adam said...

Wait a sec, those words don't go together....

What does 'bitchin' flag fandangos'? Anyone want to fly down to give me some lessons in American? I'll pay $16 a hour.

John said...

Boffing Females Forever
or
Bitches Feeling Faginas
or maybe just maybe
Best Friends Forever

Michaell Schmidt said...

Thank you very much for the kind words on your blog (in your blog?) This is the first time I have been blogged and I don't feel dirty at all. I was all giddy I am rarely giddy mind you, when I saw the number of page views over the last few days. Thanks so much for letting other people see my artwork.

Take care,
Michael

Michael Schmidt said...

I can't believe I spelled my name wrong.

Sarah said...

Yay! Michael, I can't believe you came here and commented! Nor can I believe that you spelled your own name wrong. That's fantastic. I thought maybe you were taking some artistic license with the spelling of your first name. :)

I'm sure you don't remember me, but I bought Firefly Trees, and I love it! Hey-if you're looking for a blog with intelligent commentary about current events and world issues...um this isn't the right blog for that. But if you want to make fun of celebrities and hear about what a jackass I am, I'm your woman.

Adam said...

Actually, this isn't the only place the jackassness of Sarah is written up, you can also find regular exposes in the following tabloids/broadsheets:

- The Lenningrad Star
- The Sydney Morning Herald
- The Age
- The National Enquirer
- The Hong Kong Post
- The Antartic News and Reviews
- The Paris Tribune and
- USA Today.

Michael Schmidt said...

They calll me Michaelll. They say welll welll welll michaellll there is only three deep holes with water in them....I am afraid I do not have much artistic licence. I had a fishing license once...
I do remember you and I thank you for buying the print of Firefly Trees. That is really one of my favorite paintings. I was painting stars and my daughter said they were fireflys so I continued on from there. Who am I to argue with a three year old. No one that's who! They're little cute balls of evil sometimes. (most of the time) I still have plenty of business cards if you are interested in them again.
It was really nice to hear back from you I will check back often and read your wonderful blog. You are my latest bookmark right under a link to American Greetings. I need to find a sorta real job eventually. Those damn publishing houses shoot me down left and right. I hope all is well with you and thanks so much again.
Take care,
Michael/Mike/MJ (your choice