To the parents of the little boy we were watching rock climb at the auto show last night: I SWEAR I was just kidding when I said, "I've never considered kidnapping before, but I might take him." 1 - No child in his right mind would ever go anywhere with me, 2 - I didn't have a cool wagon like you guys did so where's the appeal for him?, 3 - I just meant that he was really, really cute and 4 - I didn't know you were standing right in front of me when I said that. Oops.
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Objectively, auto shows are actually duller than air shows. However, when you factor in the crick in the neck and the sun burn from looking up all day while standing outside for 8 hours straight, the auto show does gain the edge.
I hope you were there last night avoiding an air show.
PS why was there rock climbing? Did they finally realize auto shows are teh suxor, and start putting other things there? Are there even cars anymore? How was the ferris wheel and the golf course?
One of the cutest kids I've ever seen. seriously.
JEEP pretty much took over the auto show. They had a climbing wall, driving course with logs, 90 degree angle-bridges, and a kids driving course which is where we first started stalking this little kid.
We have billboards around where I live that are for helping poeple like you!
Depending on how he had behaving all day they may have been looking at you with hope. As in please take him, here's some money.
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